Ha. Hashtag.

How about this: on his first day in office, he will personally rape and murder every living creature on the planet, then dethrone God, erase all traces of love and beauty from history, then turn the universe into a gigantic, sweaty, nude sculpture of himself.

He's also one of the few leading men who's actually really convincing as someone who's good at kicking ass and rarely needs a stunt double. Dude actually remembers a lot of his Matrix kung fu training, and his gun fu is even better (there's an impressive video of him on a shooting range blowing away targets with…

I totally get where you're coming from. She does look like some kind of divine being. Made her a good fit for Tron 2, and she'd probably nail anything where her character is supernatural.

It kinda seems like they're trying to turn her into the new Angelina Jolie - giving her badass action roles that play up her pan-demographic sex appeal (ie. it's not just straight dudes who are into her; even straight women have been known to look at her and say "I'm not a lesbian, but…").

Also Stand Up Guys.

If I was to try to think of a perfect name for the editor of an American humor magazine in the 1960s, there's no way I could top "Al Feldstein".

Ten Times Faster.

Adaptation?

I like how in Escape from NY they actually used practical effects to simulate CGI instead of the other way round (the wireframe map of the city is a real miniature). Doubt we'll ever see that happen again.

What would she have done?

Yeah, the point of the Simpsons gag was "who would be the most comically inappropriate president", and now that it's reality, the only way to satirize it is to go even more ludicrous like the Idiocracy president (at least until Terry Crews gets elected, in character, in 2020).

Virtually any non-comedy. Although I might eventually make exceptions for Deadwood and Spartacus.

Yeah, that stood out to me too. Mariah knows what's up: a bit of sarin or mustard gas and Cage is fucked. But no, clearly the best option is to blow what's left of my fortune on overpriced alien bullets that I have no way of knowing will even work.

You could also race-flip or nation-flip them. As one of those potential spin-offs they were talking about, I propose Ghostbusters: London Calling by Edgar Wright, starring Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Jessica Hynes and Dylan Moran.

There's also That Awkward Moment, Friend Request, Hashtag, #Horror, and Unfriended. And there's an emoji movie on the way. Surely it can't be long before we get a movie with the plot of Pixels but with memes instead of video games.

When I was about 11 I made one for Wolf3D where I replaced the walls with pictures of Mortal Kombat characters, added lots of poorly-drawn gore to the death animations and swapped the chaingun and knife sprites. It was the start and end of my modding career.

"Hello, Mrs Thing."
"Hello, Mrs Entity."

Veruca Salt.

Was that ever actually the case? (Honest question, I've never been to the U.S. and haven't been alive very long.)