I usually make an Excel list with author, title, publication year and, if you’re anal that day, ISBN. Sort it by author, print it/email it to your local library. They’re thrilled to go through it instead of boxes and single out which book they can actually use.

Where you just have to prep for blizzards and tornadoes instead. ;)

Who is giving 10% of their monthly income to a make believe sky fairy (tithe)? Are these people insane?

Then you are endangering yourself and others out of ignorance by constantly “picking up your phone and looking at it.” Just get a mount!

Get a phone mount.

As an autistic, making and maintaining eye contact is frightfully difficult. I have the unfortunate habit of overcompensating, which other people find discomforting.

I will still pay for this service even though I don’t need to. A strong password manager is that important.

If your “bath mat” is anything other than a bath rug or a towel, you either have too much money, or spend what you have with reckless abandon.

If your “bath mat” is anything other than a bath rug or a towel, you either have too much money, or spend what you…

Way too many exclamation points.

Fallon is a no-talent hack who sucks (seriously why are you not watching Colbert instead), but this is good advice. In short, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously and stop trying to constantly find fault in the words and actions of others (unless those “others” happen to be Jimmy Fallon).

Or, just play it safe every time. Always say “thanks for calling, I’m going to hang up and call right back to ensure I’m talking to the right people”. If it’s really your credit card company, they won’t be insulted and they’ll thank you for taking the extra step to protect your account. If it’s a scammer, they’ll try…

Gatorade is fine when you actually use it for what it is for. After an hour or so of heavy cardio, plain water starts to not quite cut it. The sugar and electrolytes actually do help a lot in that situation. That is what Gatorade is for, not as a refresher from your tough walk up that one flight of stairs. Like…

A large part of Amazon reviews seem to stem from “value for the money.”

“it’s fine, i’ve seen much worse”

Just because you can see it from a mile away it does not mean it will not come and haunt you. Just like putting your cover all the way up will not stop the monster from getting inside the bed with you haha. Happy dreams

Just because you can see it from a mile away it does not mean it will not come and haunt you. Just like putting your…

Lifehacker should use animated gifs for everything.

Save more money, get yourself a house with private beach. Poors.

Zip-lock bag, buried under the towel.

I like to put it in a disposable diaper and then close it up like it’s been used. I haven’t had anything stolen yet.

Tidal is great, you just need high quality headphones like Beats to truly appreciate it.