Projecting out, what does an older Morty look like? Is Morty at forty a sad-sack like his dad Jerry? Or is he on the road to being an even more crazed version of his grandfather when he hits Rick-range senescence?

Yeah, Daylight Saving is a killer.

"What cosmic hell is this?!"

I'm reminded of a line from anthropologist Wade Davis:

For Religion!

Exactly! They found neural correlations. There are also neural correlations with eating a cheese sandwich, but it would be foolish to say those neural activities "unlock the mysteries" of a cheese sandwich or that a cheese sandwich only exists in your brain.

In the words of one particularly influential man of the cloth:

Yeah, that's what I meant. With what we call "them" outnumber "human cells" to the tune of 10-to-1. It's almost a matter of perspective. We are, actually, a collection of micro-organisms/super-organism that has been granted a singular voice. Many in the medical field are beginning to talk about healthcare in terms…

Anyone ever consider that "we" may very well be microbial/fungal generational ships?

That shit is poetic. At first, I read it flipped, which worked just as well:

What a dick!

And the school privatization problem goes far beyond Christian schools. It's the "final frontier" for Wall Street:

It's an Illuminati trap!

Yep. "Fat makes you fat" is a bullshit myth that we really need to move beyond and Ancel Keys was a huckster whose doctored results did a great deal of damage to nutritional science and the health of the nation. This lecture is worth watching in its entirety:

"Fat makes you fat" is a bullshit myth that we really need to move beyond and Ancel Keys was a huckster whose doctored results did a great deal of damage to nutritional science and the health of the nation. This lecture is worth watching in its entirety:

God?

Yes! Teenage girls everywhere should be cautious about talking to cute boys around this new material, they might get their finger torn off!

The study's lead author was unavailable for comment.

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