We need more “Brougham” editions of every car.

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Another consideration is that she may be physically incapable of wearing anything other than cartoonishly high stilettos. I think Prince had this issue. The Achilles tendon shortens over years of chronic high heel wear and wearing tennis shoes stretches the tendon painfully.

I think that the newer ones are a better example, though. The old ones, at least they looked boring and blah, and you know that the only point of them was “saving money on fuel.” They’re crap at everything besides saving money on fuel.

My boss once told me the PT Cruiser was the only car he would refuse to ride in. And then came the day we had to go to LA on a business trip...I’d travel first and he’d come a day later. At the car rental agency they asked if I’d like the Hyundai Sonata or the PT Cruiser. Hell yeah, the PT Cruiser if the boss is…

90% of Prius drivers are graduated Camry drivers.

Only time I hate Prius drivers is when I am doing a Mini Cooper Run with one of my groups and they find ways to insert themselves into our groups. No it is not cute, get your hippy wagon out of the way and us have our run.

Nothing says “I have no interest in driving or cars and my complete lack of road awareness and driving aptitude will reflect that” more than a g$##%mn Prius.

The P.T cruiser. That thing needs to be banned from the road

Jeep. Wrangler.

I have no problem with the Prius. It’s a nice enough functional car and if I needed a boring but efficient and accessible daily driver I’d genuinely consider it.

Dear Kia,

Plenty of Jalops will buy the 2018 Stinger - in 2026.