a) nobody is mocking her appearance. just pointing out a drastic difference between her leaving the doctor's office and her appearance on the show. it would be pointed out no matter how much she weighed. that's not healthy - likely she dehydrated herself enough to keep those couple ounces off.

BMI is not a good indicator of the health of a person, whether we're talking about a high or low BMI.

I said it over on Groupthink, and I'll say it here: I want Bruno Mars to do a show with Janelle Monae because the dancing alone would be incredible.

NEVER. PUPPIES 4 LYFE.

How cynical can you be that you dislike a yearly program featuring adorable puppies playing with toys that helps raise money for animal rescue?

I have no idea where Tara Lipinski's performance on Rockefeller Plaza as "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski might fit in here, but I'm looking for an excuse to share it, so I'm gonna shoehorn it in somehow, God damn it.

Grandma?

Gawker has the gif!

You must be such an amazing photographer to never use photoshop! What kind of camera do you use? The iPhone 5 or 5S?

Not to worry - it's only vaginas/vulvas. So far, no uteri, ovaries, fallopian tubes, etc.

I'm sorry you are having this hilarious problem.

Same.

This seems like as good a place as any to ask: How do I tell my friends, "I absolutely adore all the vagina-themed jewelry/magnets/pictures/etc you have gotten me, and am grateful from the very bottom of my heart, but please do not ever get me vagina-themed anything ever again, it's not really my style"?

And Lupita's dress won as best dress. Holy fucking shit, that dress.