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I have no idea where Tara Lipinski's performance on Rockefeller Plaza as "The Dude" from The Big Lebowski might fit in here, but I'm looking for an excuse to share it, so I'm gonna shoehorn it in somehow, God damn it.

Grandma?

Gawker has the gif!

You must be such an amazing photographer to never use photoshop! What kind of camera do you use? The iPhone 5 or 5S?

Not to worry - it's only vaginas/vulvas. So far, no uteri, ovaries, fallopian tubes, etc.

I'm sorry you are having this hilarious problem.

Same.

This seems like as good a place as any to ask: How do I tell my friends, "I absolutely adore all the vagina-themed jewelry/magnets/pictures/etc you have gotten me, and am grateful from the very bottom of my heart, but please do not ever get me vagina-themed anything ever again, it's not really my style"?

And Lupita's dress won as best dress. Holy fucking shit, that dress.

And Lorde is only 17. It's alright. Everything is going to be OK.

SAME HERE! I was driving home and had a mini epiphany, thinking that, "Hey. I think I've actually been pretty successful at life" and this news briefly derailed me.

I'm 27 and I just cleaned my kitchen and was like "YES! ADULTING!" Now I'm just sitting on my couch, wearing sweatpants leggings, realizing that I will never be as amazing as Jessica Williams is at 24 in my whole life.

Masterful gif employment.

Damn, she's 24!? She has her shit together!