Bonus! Lets start the campaign for airplane capsules now.

I'm only 5'7" and my knees almost always touch the back of the seat in front of me. I can only assume that soon we'll just be shoved in the plane, stacked one on top of another like in those Japanese capsule hotels (but probably with less leg room).

SURELY THIS WILL END WELL.

I JUST ATE MORE CHRISTMAS COOKIES THAN WAS WISE AND NOW I CAN ONLY TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

Random side-note: I know one of the people who made that site. Because of course I do.

KINJAAAAAAAAAAAA

ACTUAL ALIENS.

Hungry for Chipotle, for some reason...

They're probably all secretly from Canada, too.

Aw, damn. I'm chillaxing at the house wearing some leggings right now. Maybe I should go put on some khakis to be decent for my dog... I don't want him to have to worry about unwanted vulva-sightings.

Laura:

One of us...

NOOOOO WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO SEE THE BAD TYPOGRAPHY. PENNY. PENNY. PENNY.

Well that's no surprise. I want a framed photo of Spike for my birthday. Spike is awesome.

She loves her granddog.

On Valentine's Day last year my mother mailed me a framed photo of my dog.

Secretly, 33% of the Earth's population hails from Cleveland.