THESIS DRAFT IS IN. A half hour before the 5pm deadline, even! Thanks to everyone who yelled at me to go write my damn thesis the other day. I'm off to get drunk off a single beer and then sleep for a week. WOO!
The first full draft of my thesis is due this Monday. I've reached the end of my supply of motivation... writing has begun to feel like my computer is sucking my soul out of my body through my fingers. The whole thesis structure in place, but I have some significant sections that still need to be more fully fleshed…
Michelle you're a dork and I like you.
Are we... collectively aware that this song exists?
This is so undignified, says Simon the Cat.
GOOD POSTURE. GOOD PROFESSIONALISM. GOOD.
A friend of mine is collecting nipples. Yes, you read that correctly. If you like nipples or like weird art school shit, she'd appreciate your submission. MANY THANKS, MANY NIPS.
THIS. IS. MISANDRY.
West Indian Day Parade time! I live a block from the parade route. The noise of the kiddie parade is currently terrifying Terrance the Dog.
GREETINGS, NEW YORKERS. I AM IN THE MIDST OF A TEMPORARY TATTOO CRISIS. THAT'S RIGHT, A TEMPORARY TATTOO CRISIS. ASSISTANCE REQUIRED, MAYDAY, ETC.
YOU GUISE I CANNOT TELL YOU MUCH WITHOUT DOXING MYSELF BUT I JUST HAVE TO ANNOUNCE THAT ONE OF THE THINGS NOTORIOUS RBG MENTIONS IN THIS INTERVIEW WITH KATIE COURIC IS A PROJECT OF MINE AND OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I AM DEAD NOW.
...and get an unexpectedly overwhelming reply.
I just had a videographer and crew follow me around all day. It was weird. I felt important. Now I want to nap.
Here's a picture of NYC's first family dressed for today's Mermaid Parade. I'm like 99.999% sure I will vote for De Blasio again based solely on this photo. Soon we will all be pirates... #DeBlasiosNewYork
They... they surely must realize this is a parody... right? The Twitter handle is literally @whitemanopinion. I choose to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're in on the joke and not just dumb.
...and I drew this one to signify "those guys on the Subway who sit with their legs so far apart that you'd think they have elephant balls."