He should have stuck with fencing.

Are we doing this? Because if we’re doing this then we’re going to have to address the elephant in the room:

Yes, Chyna did porn, and probably because of her drug issues, caused by CTE and PTSD (she had been physically and mentally abused by her on/off husband, who made money by selling a private sex tape and giving her nada). And yes, she died from an overdose, but that was because Mahon fucked her up thrice over and kicked…

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

On the balcony while making aggressive eye contact with your neighbor.

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

You’re probably a troll, but fuck it and fuck you. I’m on the second floor of an inside hallway in a school surrounded by heavy wrought iron fence. You think I don’t fucking know we’re sitting ducks? But going outside and being visible is riskier than sitting in a dark classroom behind several doors. What we do is…

Or “we need anti trans bathroom laws because those will absolutely stop perverted cis men determined to enter women’s bathrooms.”

It absolutely blows my mind that Republicans can balance the cognitive dissonance of “look, an angry teenager is always just going to be able to somehow source a semi-automatic rifle, even if they’re illegal and rare and strictly controlled and almost impossible to get ammunition for, never mind that literally no…

You’re only 4 inches tall?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!!

It is very much both things, not just the cognitive dissonance. Just consider the construct of the ‘difficult/brilliant man who is worth the heartache’ popularised in films, TV and music - in fact most films who have won the Oscar Best Picture deal in this trope, with the accompanying ‘long-suffering wife’ trope.…

while I agree with your sentiment, getting your daughter vaccinated for hpv does not imply she or you are sluts or deviants. It may very well save her life one day. And it’s likely better for her to get it young; once she’s had a certain number of sexual partners in adulthood (a by no means large number, either) she…

Game Postponed Due to Referee Biting Several Players and Fans. We believe the Ref may have built a nest somewhere in the stadium and is aggressively protecting it.

Let the ambulances drive directly onto the field. If a player gets squished, it’s their own damn fault.

This is the XFL not the XCFL.

And here I got all suspicious when my brother-in-law informed me he couldn’t hang out before the game today because he had to “go downtown and grease some poles.”

You mean the Po-Poles?

Crisco Cops? Really? Was “Grease Police” too obvious here?