I used to buy into the idea that Howard Stern was “just a character,” and believed all that Private Parts bullshit about what a good family man he was, how much he loved his wife. And then he left her for a younger, hotter model.

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

its not what they are talking about, its what they are not talking about.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

You just know he’s chewing Nicorette.

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Thank you! I’ve never tried ballet slippers, but whenever I come across what looks like a lovely, soft neutral pink, my brain shorts out on “every time you do this you need four coats, it still looks a mess on at least one nail because you NEVER have the patience to sit still and not smudge it” and instead my brain…

Ariana got out most of her vowels

Imagine if this was reversed.

Yup. The irony is kind of delicious.

That and they’re claiming their sentences are unfair based on those that made deals. Except that’s the entire incentive in making a deal - you get a lighter sentence and the state doesn’t have to spend time and money trying you.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

Wait. That was their defense? That they weren’t the ones who threatened the partygoers? Man, fuck y’all. You rolled up six or seven cars deep into a mostly African-American neighborhood with Confederate flags flying from every single vehicle. You purposely went out looking for a fucking conflict, and when you noticed…