Yes, but his pre-run warmup was EXTREME!

I used to buy into the idea that Howard Stern was “just a character,” and believed all that Private Parts bullshit about what a good family man he was, how much he loved his wife. And then he left her for a younger, hotter model.

This isn’t an either/or situation. Sedentary lifestyle is dangerous, and also running causes real harm to the body. It’s well proven by the medical community to be one of the worse exercises you can do based on the organ and joint damage that is caused. Now that’s not to say you should never run, but people who…

I definitely don’t mean to sound like an apologist for being sedentary—I exercise 4-5 times a week, eat a reasonably healthy diet and enjoy it! What I meant to say is that I have to wonder if this is a case of finding a “middle path” between complete inactivity and putting your body through the physical hell of…

You REALLY have to be an asshole to get me to side with the ad agency.

That’s United’s problem, not the paying passengers.

You’re an idiot if you think wiping or washing gets rid of literally millions of microscopic organisms.

You’d be surprised how many fecal particles are all over the place, even if you think you’ve cleaned yourself.

During the Bush administration, where there was one corrupt connection after another (the false premise of the Iraq war, Abu Ghraib, Halliburton/KBR, Enron, the doxxing of Valerie Plame, etc.) either extensively reported in the media or eventually investigated by Congress. I was always thinking, “This is it. This is…

I think it’s perfectly appropriate to mock people whose ground rules essentially proclaim that neither of them believe that he is to be trusted. And it’s doubly appropriate when those same people have turned their lives into a crusade to police the morality of others.

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

its not what they are talking about, its what they are not talking about.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

I’m so sure Tomi is more liberal than she leads us on. I don’t think she buys even 50% of what she says.

All day I’ve been reading the Tomi Lahren headlines as, “Woman Lies Down With Dogs, Gets Fleas”

You just know he’s chewing Nicorette.

Only place you can’t put tinfoil.

Thank you! I’ve never tried ballet slippers, but whenever I come across what looks like a lovely, soft neutral pink, my brain shorts out on “every time you do this you need four coats, it still looks a mess on at least one nail because you NEVER have the patience to sit still and not smudge it” and instead my brain…

Ariana got out most of her vowels