With jewelry and everything, I'm gonna guess $28K - 2012, exclusive use of Catskills resort, 75 guests (yeah, that's a lot for so few people but it's spent). We wanted to go all out food-wise, so we had seated dinner with five hours open bar and catered cocktail hour, which came to about $12K since it was on a Sunday.…

That ring is basic as fuck. Oh, halo ring? Okay, very original, good work.

God, they're just...boring. This dude only has one setting, he really has said everything he needs to say. Okay, so super skinny interchangeable white girls with giant weird looking breast implants and no pubic hair. Got it. Half of the photos look like he recycled them from Terryworld. Why is this coming out in 2015…

So much went wrong. Most things went wrong. After it was all said and done, my husband and I were in our hotel room opening cards, and I got one from my uncle that was a two page letter about how he had been married three times and it just never seems to work out for him because marriage is a sham and complete…

Sorry, said too much already ;) I can only imagine the stress of that job!

I was on this team for several years (not gonna say when) and what you said about Lois...YEAH. Real piece of work, that one.Those costumes - we never paid for them, not sure where the money came from but there was a new batch every year. The whole choreography has been a sore point for years (they were always very…

She's just not wearing eyeliner and mascara right? I mean, this is the peril of being a natural blonde - you skip mascara and everyone is all like, "OMG, are you OK!?!?!?! Are you dying?!"

Yeah, try that sometime - you will get told it's all in your head, you need antidepressants, or you should just try harder.

I don't know what happened, but starting a few years ago I could not stand to have my clit touched. I mean, it just makes me recoil, it completely ruins the moment - sometimes it's just straight up painful. It went from being great to being off the table. So oral sex is a no no and penetrative sex is a hell of a lot…

I know people love Batiste, but it's just too weird and chemical-ly smelling for me...

They now make three different types- nettle for oily, oatmeal for dry and the original one. I love the nettle, it's wonderful for oily haired ladies.

I use a large brush blush to apply it right to the roots - helps it spread out more evenly.

Amazon has deals where you can get two for the price of one - I never pay full price anymore. It's worth stalking since it goes on sale fairly often and I buy in bulk.

I'm sorry for you as well.

Yeah, but talc is a carcinogen, especially when inhaled :/ Make sure you're using cornstarch based baby powders. I used to use baby powder but the commercial brands have a similar base (corn or another starch) and blend in much better.

The ones that aren't aerosol take a lot more work to blend in and get out of your hair. There's one by Lulu Organics that I love but you can't just sprinkle it in - I use a blush brush to apply it to my roots, wait ten minutes, and then shake my head upside down to get it out and use a comb and a dryer. It's a lot…

Tresemme is easily the worst of them - it leaves white chunks in my hair. Try Klorane or another aerosol brand, almost all of them are much better than Tresemme.

I usually put in the dry shampoo before bed, but if I don't I use a hair dryer to blow out any of the remaining powder my comb and fingers can't handle.

Suave? Really? The Dove drugstore one is okay, but honestly - it doesn't get any better than Klorane. Some of them have better scents, but Klorane is the most easy to use with the least amount of white flakes or white show.

I'm always amazed that people seem to think gloves are impervious to bacteria. Food handlers will reuse the same pair over and over again and sometimes touch cash with them on - that's almost worse than just going bare handed and occasionally using an alcohol gel.