I rescued a puppy once and I called my husband before I did it. He was like no no no no no! When he came home the puppy was there. I asked him to hold the puppy while I went to the bathroom. That was all it took. I did the same thing at work, because I needed to bottle feed the puppy for a couple of weeks. Would you…

He should school Vince Vaughn. Though I think V.V. is a lost cause.

My dad’s end all be all favorite dessert. It’s what I picture him eating in heaven. (with AC the dog by his side)

These outfits are like the linear combination of The Great Gatsby and The Hunger Games.

Melba toast? No thanks.

That can’t be true. I do not live in the sunniest spot on earth and yet my yard has grass. Even under trees. Clearly grass only needs part of that sunlight.

You should sue. You are assuredly the first person to ever think of underground parks. It’s not like Golden Age sci-fi writers were conceptualizing this stuff 60 years ago or anything ;)

★★★★★ A dark moth had blundered in on the night air. It made its way back across the living room, encouraged by an old newspaper section, and tried to escape into daylight in the little blind glass space where the sliding windows overlapped, a child-safe distance. The strong sideways light was like a drumroll, like a…

The future of New York

“What I want to do is protect the religious liberties of those who believe that opposing same sex marriage as part of their faith.”

At least some of that is American Exceptionalism though. Doesn't matter what the unwashed heathen in other countries do, when the City on the Hill accepts gay marriage it is all over.

My favorite is all the idiots who are like THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD PEOPLE, THE TIME IS NOW, WE WILL ALL BE STRUCK DOWN. Uhhhhhhh there are heaps of countries around the world who have had marriage equality for the last decade, at least. None of those countries have broken off from their continents and sailed away…

Come and sit with me!

Also see: disagree. My conservative Obligatory Facebook friends are bringing back Duck Dynasty “You can love someone and still disagree with them! I’m not a bigoootttt!” But apparently you can’t disagree with someone and not actively try to oppress their civil liberties.

I give the republicans exactly one year before they try to rewrite history to say that the GOP was actually FOR gay marriage and it was the democrats against it.

Wait... Why are you watching gay repub porn in the first place? Also, why are you looking for more? This is a very specific fetish. Is it full of self loathing and piss poor spray tans that make them all orange? Is dirty talk all about the second amendment and bootstraps?

Lindsay Graham is an insane person who also happens to be a Senator.

When do you think they’ll wake up to the reality that religious liberty laws are also for the religions they don’t like such as the Church of Blergology?

The religious liberty they’re talking about is the liberty to tell everyone else what to do. In other words, they don’t understand what religious liberty means.