Exactly. And they push some bizarre "white man's guilt" thing in every one of their articles. Like claiming that anyone who sides with Officer Wilson is a racist bigot... Like come on.. Certain people may be racist that side with Wilson but EVERYONE? Come on.

You have turn signals right? If there is space for a car to get back into the right lane behind you, maybe if you signaled that you wanted to get back over they'd wait for you to move. I would bet the huge majority of people on the road would wait 2 seconds to avoid passing a semi on the right. The fact that TWO…

Anti-white? Gawker is nothing if not filled with middle-class, over educated white kids.

A one time donation of $180K will elevate you to Premium but I'm afraid the rest of the levels require not only large sums of money but also a purity of spirit that only comes with the selflessness of providing house cleaning, laundry, chauffeur, and various other menial labor services as well as on demand…

I'll skip "Super Salvation," that stuff is for plebs. How can I get access to your Premium, Diamond, or Platinum level salvations?

Not hurting anyone? Someone isn't familiar with Sea Org.

I'd want to spray something on my hands to make them super conductive or super resistive (whatever this thing measures) and then take this test, and make that needle spin off the fucking charts, and then be all "I AM YOUR CHOSEN ONE AS THE PROPHECIES HAVE FORETOLD"

Fuck that. I don't care what people believe, but I also believe in exposing fraud. Just as my birth church deserves every goddamn joke and hateful thought for generations of child raping and protecting child rapists, these fucking criminals deserve every goddamn thing thrown their way. It's an OBVIOUS Ponzi scheme —…

Amen.

I agree. I'm just saying that Kinja has openly been shaming basically anybody who doesn't think EXACTLY like them (pro-gay, anti-white, anti-fraternity, anti-religion, etc etc) for months now. It's OKAY for people to believe things that are different than what you believe.. it's what makes this country great. Openly…

Skip Scientology, join the Church of Pay My Mortgage. We offer salvation for the low, low price of $1,140 per month - bonus upgrade to super salvation if you take on at least one utility bill as well.

Also hydrates your freeze dried phenobarbital and applesauce to the optimal consistency for your spiritual journey over the bridge to total freedom.

It's a little kid's 1st electronic kit- the diagram is basically a "lie detector" that measures electrical resistance. Somehow that proves whether you were ass-blasted by alien ghosts.

Oh, we're years past that.

The only way this book could possibly be useful is if you made hats from the actual pages.

Three breathtaking colors.

Apart from children raised in a Scientology household (shudder), I really don't know how anyone is dumb enough to get suckered into a scam that is this transparently inane and phony.

The perfect gift for a Scientologist is, of course, Lawrence Wright's Going Clear.

Scientology: Religion as conceived by The Onion.