As someone who actually went to school for an additional 5 years to earn their Ph.D in Snuggleology, I find this deeply problematic. This woman is a quack.

With a 20,000 word think piece in The Atlantic?

In the future, it would probably be better to just sympathize with the poor dead girl instead of coming to the defense of Chancellor Moneybucks and The Man. Regardless of your actual intent, it makes you look like a sick, sad human being.

hackjob, stfu. With every comment you appear more ignorant (including the one you will use in reply to this one).

Feeling pretty good about the fact that I'm nowhere close to being a Tiger in the sack.

Granted, gynecology is only a hobby of mine, but shouldn't a porn star have the same number of holes as other women?

Well, yeah, embarrassment is my fuel for everything. All comedy is some form of embarrassment repackaged.

Me right now:

Yes, that's exactly what I felt. The OP was not itself particularly controversial, but then things just spiraled into ugliness.

You'd like me to think that, wouldn't you... Sean Salisbury!

What do you mean "You assholes"?!?

Glad to see Stanford holds its student athletes to the same high standards of critical thinking, creative expression, and, you know, grammar and spelling as the rest of its undergrad population.

If you're gonna take an editorial from Jezebel word-for-word, at least cite your source.

Richard —

"Everyone else had fun so fuck the people who are complaining"

Dear Richard,

Young, Fresh-Faced Male Stanford Student: [nervously checks outfit and hair]

"Stop bitching and fuckin adapt."

The only show I would ever watch with Skip Bayless is "Skip Bayless Gets Burned Alive" or perhaps "Skip Bayless vs. One Dozen Hungry Coyotes". How this man has any sort of media job is beyond my comprehension. You know you are the King of Unlikable Fuckwads when a trash talker like Sherman comes out of the debate…

I love it when the very same white people who ignore their families and responsibilities and spend huge amounts of to watch said "oblong sphere of inflated leather" fly around the air demean the accomplishments of the athletes their pathetic lives tend to revolve around. I doubt you'd speak in complete sentences if…