I've always wanted to drive a truck too. Just driving around the whole country listening to the radio seems like it would be fun. I love driving, so I think I would actually like it.

Generally people who are homophobes are gay. It terrifies them to see someone living the life that they are too scared to live.

Right, Republicans want to help the little guy, that's why they keep deregulating banks (in their platform) and cutting taxes on the wealthy (also in their platform), because that shit TOTALLY helps the middle class. I loved watching my house lose half of its value after Bush fucked the pooch. Although in fairness to…

Keep voting to cut taxes on billionaires, dipshit. I'm sure that will only help you and the rest of America. Durr...abortion and gay people are bad, tax cuts for the rich and pollution are good!

Right, the party that said "we'll be greeted as liberators" and "gas will be thirty cents a gallon" is the party I should put my trust in. Hey, how did we ever pay for that war that Bush started? Was it through tax cuts? Yeah, I guess cutting Rupert Murdoch's taxes will pay for that $4 trillion that Bush pissed away…

You don't know what you're talking about. It's kind of hard to purchase COBRA when you have a very ill child, unless you can pay $25,000 per month or some other outrageous premium. Nice that you live in Fantasyland, where all you have to do is pull yourself up by your bootstraps. I hope Republicans cut your…

Want to snark...need to snark...oh, God, can't snark because they are too damned sweet...getting weaker, can't breathe, must go back to reading about celebrity nudes on Gawke.......

I think all of her reality shows have flopped, and even Fox News couldn't stomach her, so I doubt this is going to be a raging success either.

Nor should you.

Yes, I LIVE to know what some internet stranger is doing in bed. I couldn't go on without knowing all about your 10 minutes worth of pumping, which I'm sure all the ladies are craving.

Yes, I'm 14 years old, which makes it even sadder that I know women don't enjoy your brand of 10 minute sex.

This is your idiotic assertion, which I stupidly responded to: "If it takes you an hour and a half to have sex then you are bad at sex. Hope that helps you out." I wasn't bragging about my sexual prowess, moron, I was responding to your stupidity. I'm sorry you're lousy in bed. Have a nice life.

His great grandpappy's first choice was "Clinicallydepressed" but one of the other townsfolk had already claimed it.

Well, I know I am.

Hey, you're the moron who thinks 10 minutes worth of you hopping, pumping, and sweating on some poor girl is going to sexually satisfy her. It's not my fault you suck in bed. Have a nice day, lousy lover.

Yeah, that's why I never have trouble finding a girlfriend, because I'm lousy in bed.

Married was OK, but You're The Worst was really pretty funny. I agree that the two assholes were kind of likable. I found it refreshing that neither one of them followed the sitcom formula. I still can't fathom who watched that Jim Belushi show which was on for what seemed like decades. Uggh...that show was lame.

Not to worry, this is probably just a viral marketing campaign for the new TV show "Married." I saw the debut last night, and it was fairly good, but the show right after it, "You're The Worst," was a real gem. I hope that show catches on and lasts, but I'm not optimistic since it's on FX on Thursday nights at…

I'm always shocked that men think 10 minutes worth of sex is satisfying. I've flossed my teeth for longer than that.

Ten minutes worth of pumping leaves out about an hour of foreplay, and another 20 minutes worth of humping. Ten minutes is waaaay too short a time for most ladies. I hope this helps you out.