"The veal wasn't very good, and the portion was so small!"

Why don't we have comment of the day anymore?

David Blaine and Fiona were wildly in love at one point.

"...the possibility exists that this is Mitt Romney running out of fucks to give and choosing to run the most entertaining screw-up of a campaign the US has ever seen from this point onward."

Hey! I've got a Fiona Apple story! Back in the 1990s I was between careers, so I was working in a hotel. I knew that Fiona Apple was going to be checking in that night, but nobody had bothered to tell me she would be staying under an assumed name. Her boyfriend at the time was David Blaine. I got a phone call from a…

Weird... someone else just made the same comment. It's been a while since anyone's said anything about it, and I'm hoping the reason is because "she who must be obeyed" is falling off the radar. Please...let this woman fall off the face of the earth.

But I'm laying on my stomach!

Lulz...I heart you too.

Damn, I miss that show.

I've been having the same problem, I found the aspirin kept falling out when I was humping all wild and crazy.

I suspect she'll be claiming "I really couldn't get used to the idea of him having a boyfriend on the side."

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I was told that putting an aspirin between my knees was both an effective and inexpensive means of birth control. Is this not correct?

I don't get it either. Her "we were poor too, but through dint of hard work, and Mitt's dad's connections, we're not anymore" speech at the RNC actually sickened me. I seriously doubt those two dipshits were eating off an ironing board while he was attending Harvard. Hey, I've got a $700,000 horse, but I totally get…

"Hate chicken" = awesome.

I think we're all thinking that, but I remember thinking in 1979 that a bad actor who was courting the christian conservative vote wouldn't get elected POTUS either.

Just another example of big government shoving rules and regulations down our throats. They just love to cram stuff down our throats, not in a homoerotic way or anything, but just general cramming of things down our throats. Which is totally not a gay way of thinking about government regulations.

You should learn to not only cook, but also to clean the house until it sparkles, raise the children, and do all the laundry and the yard work. That will show her you're superior in every way. She will be green with envy while she slips off to have her nails and hair done before she meets for drinks with the girls.

Oh....that was you...I always wonderd who you were.

Apparently bears don't shit in the woods, but rather in the back seats of SUVs.