When it specifically pointed out how unusual an election 2000 was, and how if Ralph Nader hadn't run in Florida that Al Gore would have won? You read that article? Oh, OK, then.

Christ, it was all over the news. When you're a politician who gets called out for being the most lyingest of all the lying liars, you know you're a big fat fucking liar with your pants on fire. I was outraged by his blather, it wasn't disingenuous, it was just straight up bullshit.

Duh...I know Al Gore won the popular vote, however there was only a recount in Florida. This was because there was a difference of 537 votes in Florida, so it all boiled down to Florida. I gave you a link that explicitly explained this, but you were obviously too lazy to read it. This is also undeniably true.

The truth isn't pretty, my friend.

You got it kiddo.

Actually you are incorrect:

If 100,000 hipsters hadn't effectively not voted (aka voted for Nader), there wouldn't have been any question as to who had won in Florida, there would have been no question of a recount, and Scalia wouldn't have been able to hand the election to GWB, so I stand by my statement. I'll be sure to thank you when we get a…

I find it hilarious that idiot Republicans say "bank deregulation was like a mutual masturbation fantasy that we both shared in." No, it wasn't. It was Ronald Reagan's wet dream, which George Bush managed to get the money shot on.

She represents the stupidification of America, and she has no shortage of rubes willing to give her money. Ain't America great?

Never underestimate the party that picked Dan Quayle to be vice president because he was "handsome and the ladies are going to love him." The GOP has always had a pretty dismal view of women and our tiny lady brains.

"The other night, an ex-Boehner chief of staff hosted a warehouse party, a super exclusive gathering for young, hip Republicans (LOL) held in big empty industrial spaces."

Sorry, troll, but Ryan's lies were so blatant he was on the news tonight for his bullshit lying. I'm guessing you missed it because you don't watch the "lamestream liberal news," right? I bet you get all your news from a criminal, Australian billionaire and a Saudi sheikh, because they're real Americans. Fuck yeah,…

As others have pointed out to you, if 100,000 hipsters in Florida hadn't voted for Nader, we never would have had a president George W. Bush, we would have had a president Al Gore. We'd probably all be driving electric cars by now, instead of trying to figure out how to pay for two wars and trillions in tax cuts, but…

Actually, you don't know what you're talking about! The Gramm (R) Leech (R) Bliley (R) Act was a 200 page bill that was part of a 16,000 page budget. It was signed by Clinton in the last two months he was in office. Clinton apologized for signing it on Sixty Minutes and claimed he didn't have to votes to stop it, so…

That was the most galling part of the entire article. I guess it's also not that difficult to not have your house broken into, yet each year it happens to so many people. Why don't these fools just lock their doors?

Republicans have had bank deregulation as one of their party's planks since 1980. Paul Volcker (federal reserve chairman appointed by Jimmy Carter and widely credited with ending the inflation of the 1970s) and Ronald Reagan famously didn't get along because Volcker thought bank deregulation was a bad idea. Volcker…

I knew at least one person would recognize that. There truly is a Seinfeld for every situation. Damn, I wish that show would come back.