oh god I’m gonna burl

The people who attend cars and coffee could use the pony proximity gauge - especially at the end when everyone is leaving.

I’m finally part of the 10%.

She’s looking at the director, while thinking can I spit this out NOW?!

Power is a rate at which work is performed. Thrust can perform work and therefore a power can be calculated. Rotation isn’t needed. Rockets can be rated in horsepower. Light bulbs can be rated in horsepower.

Save the manuals isn’t about being better than flappy paddles... It’s about fun

Thats why I dont like them. They are pointless. I dont need nor want the lift.

“If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice badum bum bam bam bam”

I saw my first Great Wall product in Costa Rica 8 years ago. It was an extended cab, 2wd old school Marty McFly Toyota copy built under licence or just the old stampings. It was actually pretty cool.

2043 2006: Ferrari tractor

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2043: Ferrari tractor

I would insert a comment about Enzo rolling over in his grave, but holy fuck, he’s probably clawing his way out as we speak to start the zombie flat 12 apocalypse.

Ug. Gross. I still cant stand the idea of a FWD BMW.

That’s exactly my thinking. If you’re just going to buy a FWD platformed car, get one from a company with proven reliability, that is better equipped, for less money.

The pump dispenses only Coca Cola

That Suburban is based on a 2500 chassis, not a half ton chassis.

Production version:

Car and Driver has been measuring the 5-60 times of cars since the beginning of time, and since the beginning of time they have always been slower. Even before computerized launch control, every 0-60 time published has used manual launch control (power braking). I believe C&D is the magazine that is the worst at that.