She had a hard time after Goose died.

He’s not cold. He’s just shaking in his boots cause he’s about to be put on trial for his child molesting, Satan worshiping, cannibalistic ways in The Storm.

Joke all you want, but there was an actual, literal President who got sick and died a month later from speaking outside too long on his inauguration day.

To be fair, they were already nuts.

the internet is a fickle bitch

He also threw Meg Ryan into a volcano.

Epic Games producing the Epic of Gilgamesh.  Honestly this feels like some sort of set up for puns instead of a thing that’s actually happened.

[shits on comment] 

I’m surprised they were able to get the rights to such a hot property. I heard Gilgamesh’s estate are real bastards about who gets to use his likeness. 

People are so dumb. Hanks isn’t cold! Lizard people are cold blooded! Duh!

Maybe not these days, but back in the 1980s he played regular guys who did regular guy things — like date mermaids and cross-dress to fool his landlord. As one does.

Of course it’s calculated - heads of state are supposed to calculate stuff. When they make stuff up as they go along, you end up with the nightmare that just ended yesterday.

Every day that goes by just reinforces my joy at not being on twitter. 

According to Wikipedia, the town population is only 106.

Clearly they are saying no fucking allowed?

“You’re now leaving...”

“simultaneously too floppy and too stiff.”

It spoke to my own truth, my own journey, quite well too...

I dunno. This has happened to me before and the movie was pretty accurate to that experience