I gave you a star for calling an influencer “it.”

His nickname is “Bigot” he’s just dumb enough to think the “t” is silent. 

How weird. I have a cousin named Copyright Shutterstock.

We would like to point out that the photographer credited with taking the photo is named Win McNamee, which does sound made up.

He looks just like my cousin Per Reuters.

Reportedly nicknamed “Bigo”. Not sure why his friend dropped the “t” at the end.

Nah, it was just a “crisis actor”.  

Cool, he can be Florida Man from now on.

His full name is Via Getty Arrested.

Reminds me of Prawo Jazdy, the Polish man who got dozens of traffic tickets in Ireland before someone noticed his name is Polish for “drivers license.”

OK, now this all makes sense. It explains the actions of the Capitol police yesterday. Their tepid, ineffective response was not a matter of incompetence, or complicity, or lack of leadership. Honestly, it’s very difficult to handle an angry crowd when the floor keeps moving around under you.

The thing is, they’ve identified a bunch of the guys in those pictures like this wack job Angeli, the guy with his feet on Pelosi’s desk, West Virginia House of Delegate member Derrick Evans, and a few others. They are all known conservatives. But Matt Goetz (R, America’s Wang) is still pushing the conspiracy that it…

Legit the first time I’ve seen JK with no hat on.

I’m getting tired of this never-ending emergency on planet earth.

This is what you get when all the writers care about is subverting expectations.

I don’t know, the plotting has actually been pretty spot on. All the important plot beats were laid years, even decades, in advance and this all just feels like the conclusion everything’s been leading up to.

Well when you make a bloated orange demon your Big Bad, there’s really nowhere else to go.

I honestly didn’t think they would go with a supernatural element but adding a shaman was an interesting change

I don’t know who they’ve got in the writer’s room, but these latter seasons of America just got weird. It’s basically nonsense at this point.