You know, as a non-American, I feel I have to push back against the notion that this is one of those USA vs the rest of the world issues. I think some Americans bought into it thinking that the Brits and Latin Americans who lecture them about this are representative of all foreigners. But the truth is that there are …

Bond’s not really a spy, he’s an operative. No one can really be called a spy when their opponents can easily tell where their loyalty lies. He’s an OSS/SOE/SMERSH man in a CIA/MI6/KGB world. A World War II man in a Cold War world. Just like Fleming himself.

The last I heard of this, it was a film called Reykjavik and only Waltz had been cast. And that was years ago.

Duck Dodgers and Marvin the Martian had it figured out.

The first sentence in the editorial:

They pull a space knife, you pull a space gun. He sends one of yours to the space hospital, you send one of his to the space morgue.

But it’s being rushed to a streaming service. Wannabe blockbusters do not get released on streaming services the same day they’re out on the big screen. They’re not supposed to, anyway.

Space racketeering?

Wait, that’s a nickname?

Limited room? I admit I’ve never seen any of Disney’s live-action cash-grabs, but from what I've heard, whoever wrote the last Mulan changed the story a lot, and not for the better.

Then may I suggest you stop commenting on stories that are not directly about COVID-19 deaths? Better yet, avoid a site altogether if the great majority of stories on it are not about COVID-19 deaths. This is a site for entertainment news, something too frivolous for you to waste your precious energy on.

He’s not saying it should be in cinemas now, he’s saying he’d rather wait on it than rush it to a streaming service. It had previously been pushed from December of this year to next October.

RIP, President Lindberg.

You can’t exactly say they end up getting along or anything.

I sort of have to split the difference between the 2 of you.

It’s going to be a wealthy megalomaniac trying to take over the world, rather than make a huge and steady income off of it without drawing attention to themselves like IRL. Or someone trying to start World War III for ideological reasons. Or someone trying to avenge themselves at the hero or his group no matter the…

Alien Resurrection is actually a lot of fun if you can get over what film it’s meant to be a sequel to. And since I’d rather pretend that Alien 3 doesn’t exist...

The one with Ice Cube had an interesting twist on the Bond opening titles, I guess, and Sam Jackson is enjoyable even when phoning it in. And that’s pretty much all I remember about it.

Jason Bourne filled that niche pretty well in his early films.

Younger and hipper than Bond? Tom Cruise may look 15 years younger than his real age, but he’s still pushing 60.