It has everything to do with the perils of asking a nondescript Chinese person whether someone’s pronunciation is “correct.” You know, the thing you can tell I’m addressing because I’m quoting it? Do you need me to break this down further, like maybe down to syllables?

You know, the east: Jyna, Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan, Iranq, Sokovia, Яussia.

Who knows what part of the world she meant by that? Maybe it was a reference to Russia, given how easily these people fall for Putin’s macho bullshit. Certainly a lot of white Christian reactionaries seem to view Russia as some sort of promised land. Stupid formulation either way.

Mick looks... oddly fuckable.

There can be only one... French dude playing a Scottish dude.

Even these culturally insular motherfuckers can’t possibly be so ignorant they’ve never heard of the kilt.

Freddie looked more masculine dressed as a housewife than Trump and Shapiro ever could.

Who else had to quickly check whether Ron Howard had died?

Whether or not something is a fact is pretty goddamn relevant to the conclusion you draw from it.

Is that a bodkin under thy tunick or art thou just merry to see me?

*fap*

They also said they’d reached out to fellow Chinese students, who ‘confirmed that the pronunciation of this word is much different than what Professor Patton described in class.

One would expect that, if there are empty seats, the cons would be spaced so as to maximize the room between them. Pinball’s trick with the fire couldn’t have worked if there was nobody in the seats next to or in front of him.

Yes, but if you assume the Trump campaign is made up of idiots who failed upwards, cultists with no connection to reality, worker drones not paid enough to give a shit, and the sort of people who’d never otherwise set foot in a majority-minority urban area like Philadelphia...

James Bond has made us all collectively forget what the word “spy” means.

New Mexico is in Mexico, its EVs shouldn’t count!!1!one!!¡

January 5th, Georgia. Remember the time and place.

I hope she earns her summa cum laude.

The answer (checks notes) is no.

Ezekiel 23:20