His father was killed by a bar.

The 4th one’s not that bad. The scale is too big for a Die Hard film and the villain is forgettable, but parts of it are really good. I’d rank it slightly below the 2nd one and way above the 5th one. It doesn’t fit in with the trilogy as far as either quality or plot are concerned, but it belongs even less in the same…

Wasn’t Theo the only “terrorist” to survive? He would’ve been infamous for a little while on account of that. His face on the news and all that.

Are these higher than expected numbers for Biden or lower than expected numbers for Trump?

no

Some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.

For American (in the continental sense) descendants of slavery, the part of Africa their ancestors came from is the broad coastal area between southwestern Mauritania and northwestern Angola (with a few instances of slaves from Mozambique and Madagascar). It’s a region with a rich history and many noteworthy peoples:…

The Habsburgs married outside their dynasty as well, and more often than the Ptolemies. They famously built most of their realm through fortuitous dynastic marriages (“Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube.”), though those same ties also ended up being used against them on more than one occasion. Habsburg…

Egypt is in Africa, everyone in Africa is black, therefore Egyptians are black... is what ignorant people think, and a lot of Americans are shockingly ignorant.

Yes, me pointing out your stereotyping is certainly the same as me engaging in stereotyping. Very funny.

No, putting a term in quotation marks isn’t meant to cast aspersions on its legitimacy in any way. And insisting on referring to Israeli Jews as Europeans (never mind the Mizrahim) surely can’t be misconstrued as refusing to acknowledge their ethnic (another word you’d burden with quotation marks) identity.

An entire ethnic group doesn’t really exist, because buzzwords. Got it. Some of this stuff is so egregiously false and self-contradictory, I don’t know if it’s even worth addressing. Surely nobody here is stupid enough to believe Hebrew isn’t a real language, right?

Honestly, I sometimes think the best approach to the I’m-imposing-my-American-ignorance-on-the-rest-of-the-world brand of wokeness is to just run with it all the way into the wall that it’s ultimately headed towards. Complain about the lack of indigenous American representation in the latest take on Robin Hood. Ask…

Cousin doesn’t begin to describe it:

Her Israeli-born parents changed it to an actual word in Hebrew, which is her native language and theirs.

I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises.

A+ only if it had been “Fuck the Pain Away.”

5) Use $100 bill to light cigar.

Upvoted purely for Panzer General... though it hadn’t come out yet in ‘93.

Oh, you’re not thrashing white supremacy? Why the hell not?