Dong Lover?

Wesley Snipes as Cottonmouth (taking over from Mahershala Ali), Gary Oldman as J. Jonah Jameson (taking over from J. K. Simmons), Jason Momoa as Namor, John Travolta as white Nick Fury, Matt Damon as Loki, and a genetic hybrid of Chris Evans and Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm.

Let’s not ignore the work that went into the well-lit parts of the Nostromo:

I don’t remember there even being a time when recognitions wasn’t commonly regarded as a prick. Don’t shit where you eat.

Oh, sweetie, are you upset that I haven’t said anything lately that an idiot could parse as racist? Maybe you need to repeat that coda about blackface a few more times. Yes, that’s a great idea, do that! I’ll never see it coming.

If you could see the smile on my face right now... actually, even that basic facial expression would probably be too difficult for you.

(This is almost too perfect.)

You keep pretending we’re having some sort of argument about blackface and maybe I’ll forget that little Freudian slip where you forgot black people existed. But seriously, if you’re that uncomfortable with me pointing out your minuscule EQ, by all means, get me to bring up the superficiality of your anti-racism after…

I said most of what I had to say already, and nothing registered with you other than the word “trans” and maybe 10% of the paragraph it was used in. I can just coast on pointing out that your robotic, paranoid self-righteousness is built within a void where most people’s emotional intelligence would be.

You think this is going well for you, don’t you?

That’s certainly how someone would interpret that paragraph if they had trouble relating to other human beings.

No, I think I’m about as good at reading people as the average person, or more likely a bit worse, which means I’m much better at it than you. You’re doing the left-wing equivalent of the trans bathroom hysteria.

The day we’re all too socially clueless to formulate an opinion as to when someone is lying to us is the day we’ll all be as desperately woke as you are.

A major studio is taking chances putting a lot of money adapting a notoriously difficult book, whose last big-screen adaptation lost money at the box office, under the helm of a director whose last film was also a commercial failure, albeit one most critics loved. The least they can do is make the film comprehensible…

They got rid of Mushu? Fuck me, Disney are an even bigger bunch of twats than I took them for.

It’s a genocide according to the definitions of Lemkin and the CPPCG. If those are too broad for you, feel free to register a protest whenever someone mentions the genocide of American Indians.

The combination of Xi Jinping’s tightening grip on power, certain foreign businesses’ increasing need for access to China and the small-mindedness typical of autocratic regimes made something like this inevitable. This is, if anything, less ludicrous than the NBA and freakin’ LeBron having to answer “how high?” when…

While there was a fair amount of antisemitism in East Germany, especially in its early years when Stalin was seeing Jewish plots everywhere, the Stasi’s foreign branch for most of its existence was led by a German Jew.

The film adapts only half the book, with a sequel on the way if it’s successful, and there’s no way it lasts 2 hours. Most likely Villeneuve plans on telling the story over 5 or 6 hours.