I just got stopped by a cop for running the perfect red light.

You know, if you’re being traumatized by this conversation, it’s best to drop out.

It no longer Fox now that Disney owns its cock and balls.

When the fuck did I say I didn’t like it? Jesus, take those fanboy glasses off. Nobody’s attacking your favorite band. Go have a beer or something.

You know what’s a guitar-centric genre? Blues. So no, that’s not why. Anyway, I differentiated between rock and roll, ‘60s and ‘70s rock (which is an umbrella term, as T. Rex sounds pretty different from The Doobie Brothers) and later forms of rock such as - and I specifically mentioned it - industrial. Tell ya what,…

None of those musicians play or played rock and roll. The closest would be T. Rex and The Doobie Brothers, who played rock music; which is also a different genre, but ‘60s and ‘70s rock is a more immediate and more similar-sounding descendant of the original rock and roll than, say, industrial rock. The problem with…

So by that standard, do you also believe jazz, blues and gospel to be rock and roll?

So what you’re sayin’ is, your cat was being a pussy?

You were a bad browza and you deserve a spanking. (And I’ve just had a tiny bit more wine than I usually allow myself.)

When what they should have done was digitally add penile spines.

“Black art form that was adopted by the majority culture” can just as accurately describe R&B and even rock. The oversight is neither glaring nor meaningful because it’s not coupled with a dearth of black musicians performing the theme songs. You’re just grasping at straws. I strongly suspect that you only came up…

Charles Bronson would have sucked as James Bond.

Really? That list? Jesus, you can’t even stereotype white (American) people, but that should come as no surprise from the guy who mixes up Jack Black with Jack White. Who listened to Chris Cornell in 2006? Who listened to Sam Smith... ever? Where’s the country music? The nu metal? Emo? Fuck me, where’s the Eminem? Rap…

The fact that you think rap music is something white people don’t listen to and non-white people do listen to (“people” here meaning Americans, of course, since James Bond is as American as apple pie) suggests a certain set of prejudices.

Never read ‘em, never watched the adaptations, but absorbed enough info through cultural osmosis anyway.

It’s bad enough that some people won’t even credit him for his most important accomplishment.

Do you mean the film that’s famously set in Edinburgh or the book that’s famously set in Edinburgh?

Rugby?

Is what someone should have said when they cast the leads in the first film.

A marriage proposal should be a formality, preceded by a serious discussion between partners. The time, place and form should be a surprise, but not the answer.