To be fair, giving a shit about stuff like this is in their job description.

Do you think that we’re interested in hearing about what you don’t like?

He said he tried and I take him at his word. How many of the dozens of superhero films we’ve had this century would he need to see to be entitled to decide that he doesn’t need to see the rest?

Rejected titles:

It’s called Two Brothers.

Many an underage Catholic has had the Body of Christ in his or her mouth.

Cameo? Word up.

New York has the Guggenheim, so London will have the Guggenhymen. I’m sure the opening will be a red carpet event.

Or it could just be that music made for the human ear will inevitably have elements that are common across many different songs and even across different genres and cultures, and you get a sneak peek at that when you watch people dance to one song while you yourself are listening to another song. I don’t see how…

I was wondering how Barsanti would manage to screw the pooch on such a basic write-up, and by the end he found a way.

Nolan already had Heath Ledger’s Joker fill the super-prepared-criminal-mastermind-who’s-2-steps-ahead-of-everyone niche (though the character insisted he had no plan). The Riddler would’ve been repetitive.

Real life doesn’t ask me to pay a subscription.

Why does “Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?”, the largest meme, not simply eat the others?

You lucky dog. I mostly had to settle for scantily clad women on MTV and that one Playboy my parents got for some reason.

Wait, you were a frequent porn-watcher as a child?

I don’t recognize any of these porn “parodies” as proper parodies. Am I out of touch?

I can certainly relate, since I too passed on buying Twitter for the very same reason.

Those are Dave Kotinsky and Gregg DeGuire. What they have to do with this story is anyone’s guess.

Martial problems? Ask your sensei.

I think Denzel Washington would have been mo’ better.