If your turkey sandwich had buns like mine, you’d want to fuck it too.

We’ve reached peak “peak.”

I’ll have you know that The A.V. Club has always been at war with Eastasia.

That “Boomer music” came out in ‘89, sonny boy.

What did Spielberg not get?

Marvel only solved half its villain problem in Thor: Ragnarok - Hela was memorable but replaceable. I’ve enjoyed her look since the first trailer, but her goal and motivation were boilerplate. Marvel also solved half the problem in Captain America: Civil War, only it was the other half - Zemo was integral to the film,…

So she’s both a trafficking survivor and a virgin? That’s... shit, I don't know, convenient, I guess.

So you’re saying it can be 2 things?

That’s either a clever dig at Crowe or a pointless comment, and I’m upvoting it on the assumption that it’s the former and not the latter.

If by “wrong” you mean frickin’ awesome.

The Bond films were already making the enemy Anyone But The Soviets from the first film (where Dr. No, unlike in the novel, was not working for the USSR), less than halfway through the Cold War.

No, but they’re great for storming the Winter Palace.

Then again, do the people who actually give a shit about influencers have enough sense to despise that entitlement rather than aspire to it?

I have long believed fines in a just society should be calculated based on the wealth of the person being fined. (Obviously, you’d first need to have in place a reliable mechanism to calculate said wealth.)

I’m not sure I believe a word of it, but yes, it is perfectly executed.

The real scandal is that someone thought “Red Octobers” isn’t a stupid name for a pair of sneakers.

Well, hopefully that means the story will move the fuck along this season.

The film compares and contrasts D-FENS with 3 characters.

The Greeks were as “white” as their Italian aggressors.

Were late 19th century Western Europeans racist? Obviously. Was colonial expansion then and prior specifically targeted at the non-white parts of the world out of a racial project. No, colonial expansion was driven initially by economic factors and later also by considerations of prestige and inter-colonial rivalry.…