Hate-watching isn't a thing. You can't observe this kind of thing without tacitly participating. People who think they're better than the people they're tuning in every week to see are suffering from a pretty hilarious case of cognitive dissonance.

Yessss Mariah. Join us...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_e…. That was easy.

Oh Captain, my Captain!

Nah, Beatrice and Benedick ftw!

Maybe I missed reading it, but unless she's made some statement, being a woman with a girlfriend doesn't make you a lesbian. She could be bi. Bi-erasure is one of my many pet peeves.

Even a flop can be funny...

She's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we needed.

Those look like some pretty hard runs.

Holy shit. Never have the words "clicked anyway, was not disappointed" been more appropriate, brava!

Question, does "time" mean each orgasm or each masturbation session? Because that definitely changes things...

I have been told that I sound like an outpost colonial BBC radio broadcast from some time between the two wars

Best look of the night goes to me, because I got my period while I was writing this.

I can't believe how little I care about this.

Little known fact: They are made completely from weapons-grade reinforced steel, and glued together with a combination of mermaid blood and the tears of her haterz.

I am loving "the Joffrey of pop" as a way to reference Bieber.

I would love to see more articles like this on Jezebel. Thank you.