@MissFiFi: i'm sure we'd all seem like psychos if people went taking snippets out of our every day life ...and posting them out of context. like yesterday when i was directing mr.par3 while unclogging the toilet and said 'just shove it in as hard as you can and put your weight on the end and PULL OUT! STAB AT IT!'

@MissFiFi: this is taken out of context... it's in regards to his performance on the football field. hmmm...for a group of people who usually condemn taking things out of context....i mean, this was posted last night IN context....today OUT? lame.

@Cimorene: I feel like everyone is so intent on jumping on her every word and calling her out without taking into consideration how long she's been in the spotlight and how hard she has worked for the money she has. She hasn't said the most intellectual things in the past but this quote really makes her seem more…

Also, Kim thinks she's the first one who should have become a mother so she's upset about Khloe's pregnancy. Kourtney is being a "momzilla" and asking Kim to ask Vicky Beckham Christina Aguilera to her baby shower, but Kim is like, I don't even know those people.

this would be a good time to admit that i've had a crush on him since i could remember....even during his failed rapper days.

@greengrey: he has already and it wasn't even for playboy.

@coconanas: my sweet, i was working as a model at age 17 an i had cellulite- it's genetic, and it doesn't matter how much you weigh! stop worrying and LIVE YOUR LIFE...and stop reading perez hilton for dog's sake!

@FuriousSterling: i'm in chicago. and jobless. it's been nearly impossible. i think it hilar how on [monster.com] all the listed jobs are looking for someone with 7-10yrs + experience. honestly, how many execs are on [monster.com] looking for such specialized positions?

@FattyCatty: i don't think that he is envying their bodies as much as he is honoring the amount of discipline it takes for a child to be so dedicated to their sport and training.

she's fixin' to make some sarma.

thank you, Lindsay, for making the effort to shield your offensively awful lip injections.

@ihateyourescalade: but are we paying for her new lip injections?!?

@sybann: seriously, the girl could be the spokesperson for eyelash extensions.

prvakinja!!! despite the unsatisfied look on her face, she took the GOLD. svaka cast Blanka- naj jaca si!

@Kerplunky: if by worst you mean best - then i concur.

@justcallmeangel: i know i freaked out too and refused to click- since that kind of stuff ruins me.

@blackgirlsuperstar: i just startled my dog when i laughed at this- your story gave me a hilarious visual- esp the face you would have made after the punch.

@BetteD: so once i read that this chick was going to the gyno and wanted to spray some of that like feminine deodorant stuff down there but instead just used some other spray she found in her daughter's bathroom. she took her pants off at the gyno and astounded him when he saw that she had spray-glittered her vag…

you know what i've noticed- that anime hair - even in these action figures- always has that like 'in flight bouncy' look- i mean how can real women compete with THAT??! ugh. so not fair.

living on the Adriatic in a coastal town i see my fair share of boobies- people here don't really see it as objectifying or liberating or anything really- taking your top off at the beach is as normal as slipping off your flip-flops!