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a Bush in fur....i don't even know where to begin.

i'm preparing to avenge the rabbit's death. this story really pissed me off, bc it is the most awful, dick thing to do to any animal. if this story is true, next time their tour van + bus is parked outside the popular chicago radio rap station (across the street from my place)- i will be watching...waiting. i'm

@Mkp-hearts-NYC: yes, it's considered cruel to pointlessly kill an animal and leave it there-dead. hunting for food or trophy is one thing, in areas where it is allowed and you have to be a registered hunter/use registered weapons. depending on where it happened the use of firearms could even be prohibited. depending

@velveteen: i stick to 'cropped pants' but mostly i refer to them as 'the ones shoved in the back of the closet bc they always make my legs look stubby'.

@par3: we have many poster children for the anti-tan movement online. they're readily available on google images. btw- i bet you guys regret learnin' me to embed pics!

@undefined: @lilbobbytables needs sweet whisky: i have a tattoo up (and down) my entire right rib cage. it didn't hurt that bad at all. it's a family crest and old croatian glagolic writing. it's pretty bombz. the key is not to anticipate and don't hold your breath.

vanessa does slow clap....

@morninggloria: well what if Damian was your last name? i win!

if these 'skinny' women are indeed suffering from eating disorders, how AWESOME of magazines to call them 'ridiculous'! what's next, will they be taking pictures of bald heads of people post-chemo and marking it as a 'bad fashion statement'? if these are indeed sick people, why must we deem them ridiculous? i find

i don't blush- I FLUSH. i can't go near blush bc i have naturally constantly rosy cheeks. so i guess that makes me 24/7 blushing. my friends always say they're jealous but in honesty- it's not so great always being asked 'did you just come back from a run?!'.

@Hamsterpants: just today, mr.par3 got a haircut and finally his sideburns are perfection and i put my finger on one of them and said 'wow, i really think the sideburns look great now'....and all of a sudden my voice was all shaky and my eyes were welled up in tears. he's like 'whoa, they're just sideburns'.

@dianersb was bit by a zombie: so basically for the past 10 years i've been preparing myself for the recession by stocking up on wine at Sam's Club and polishing off a bottle a night on my couch with my friend laptop.

@trulymadlyme: i use it all the time, have since college. but my bff and i have already shortened it to BNB. people think we're disturbed.

i always find tipping really awkward...i just feel weird, like hey...well it's only some 1's, i end up shoving it in their hand and running away.

i'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that Jolie is a sexualy marketed actress, starring in male-marketed films as a sexually charged heroine, all while promoting films by taking sexy pics for men's magazines. Roberts has had a completely different career and has never been as sexified as Jolie...i don't see how

i think girls are trying to take porn into their own hands at this point. they may see porn as a threat to their sexyiness. kids are so obsessed with being sexy that they need to out-sex porn and be porn stars themselves.

@undefined: @Jackiewsu: you make me haz a sad. DMX is cruel to his animals and has a dogfghting pit in his basement. lets get those 'scary' (though they're probably more scared) pitbulls out of his yard, and away from him...and par3 won't harm anybody.

@teaisdelicious: yeah! everyone hates it but i kinda get it. i get the concept. and i think i'ma likin it.