@linnyt is a walking cliché: WIN!

@RedVelvetCake: esp when they can no longer stumble up on top of the bar and dance to 'she's my cherry pie'. do you think the media's obsession with 'bumps' has something to do with it? lately it's like pregnancy crazy look at the tabs like 6 years ago- if someone was pregnant it was like 'meh, now she's gonna be fat…

@Heydiddler: i live on the oceanside and the ocean winds are bone chilling even if it's 65ish- i don't wear uggs, but i do wear boots still!

@SmallbutMighty: lol i was joking... but i'm big on 'sandal 'SEASON' not 'WEATHER'.

@JerseyCurl: sorry i just realize i sounded mean- i didn't mean to! i'm overly sensitive about animals. anyways, instincts stand alone in nature, however domestic pets are usually lacking these instincts because of their surroundings and life (w/us as 'owners')...so these instincts cease to come out in every animal.…

@fireflyinjuly: in reality he stepped straight out of 'my office'.

shouldn't force spray-tanning be considered child abuse?

@TheGuvnah: i don't get what you mean by normalization...you mean the trend?? lol

@JerseyCurl: why would they be 'all over that duck'? i have an amstaff, a mixed breed and a WHFT and we have gerbils, birds, and other backyard friends around all the time. dogs can't just be dogs... he can also be raised and have an upbringing...just like kids! i hate when people automatically assume that pitbulls,…

@undefined: @SarahMC: rape-tactics are used in africa daily...as in right now.

@par3: as someone with a dual citizenship- i just sometimes feel like i have to scoff at the glamorization of the American armed forces...and how little of the truth is out.

where is it now warm enough to sport no socks w/sandals!?

after the war in yugoslavia, there were many mixed racial/bosnian babies being born. many of the women claimed that they were raped by nato armies and american mercenaries.

i too rest my butt on the handle of the escalator to maintain balance.

@winebrarian: over here in europe we have a neighborhood 'vinothèque' which is a library of wines.

sometimes i have to disguise i'm drinking it and i have to put it in an Umbro waterbottle and mix it with juice- otherwise mr.par3 gets mad. i can't believe i just posted this.

@Crabby Cakes' Anaconda don't want none.: weird... usually it's the sulfites in cheap wine that give people headaches. organic wine is by far the best, imo.

@dancingwithpants: i've done it! but the next day i apologized. hehe.

@undefined: @Dorotea: listen, i have a really evil case of the stomach flu right now- i can send you over a vile. you'll lose like 10 lbs but be green and your skin will flake. also, bags under the eyes and sore throat from throwing up. is it worth it?

@toogeeky4u: i think they're about to get him too!