Meanwhile, Melania is clearly not wearing Paul Ryan-approved “appropriate attire”.

And Hillary’s “disgusting” bathroom break at the debate!

I’ve seen a few episodes of the show and after reading these excerpts it has become clear to me the person he was playing on the show isn’t a character but himself.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

i don’t care, but i know someone who has a pie for him

Some of these tweets are aging like a fine wine

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

She’s a weasel.

McIntosh looks...exactly like I’d expect from the son of a politician who supported Trump. Unnatural stance, creepy pose, and waaaaay older than his age.

Like he’s ever seen GWTW. With his short attention span, it would take him five years to watch it start to finish.

Jared Kushner looks like the perfect, caring fiancé in a L&O SVU episode who is later revealed to have been kidnapping all those brunettes and dressing them up in his late mother’s clothes.

Seems like a good idea to me.

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

What can I say? I can’t resist a golden opportunity.

I don’t think he buys what he’s selling. “They’re running out of dresses” is such a simple-minded, naive fabrication that it’s almost charming, but no I honestly believe this is KILLING Donald. He pulled the mother of all cons to win King Of The World, and no one will come to his party, because no one loves him. This…

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

Gay dude here to interject - I do!