Return Of The Jeté

FACT: Rainbows are dangerous!

Really? How many Selma Blairs would you give her?

Safe travels, my friend.

He's definitely the ED-209 of Presidents.

I'm thinking the Boy Scouts are next.

There was a great post about it on Twitter:

Yeah but the Evangelical Council is still going strong. Stay classy, guys!

Thanks for the heads up on that. I remember thinking all the way back when Tywin died that Martin might switch it up and begin a war between Gods. Kind of glad they kept playing it straight, Sand Snakes notwithstanding.

Yeah everybody's saying Cersei made it up because she just wants to keep Jaime loyal but I believe her for some reason. It's just gonna make it even more surprising when Arya masquerades as the little brunette chambermaid and opens her throat right in front of Jaime. The Red Bedding.

So that's why Cat released Jaime! No hat.

I got a The Cape notification for this!?

Make sure to incorrectly use spoiler tags:

Little did we know that House Beanie of Knitwood would be the only ones in all of Westeros to survive the Long Night!

Eh everybody else was watching an Angels game so I guess it's a wash.

Trust me, you do not want to listen to that B-side!

So I was having drinks with my friends last night and one of them brought up an interesting point: can those Lord Of Light guys even get resurrected by the Night King since they have already been claimed by another god? Like, is the Lightning Lord already a fire wight of some kind who's retained his agency like Benjen?

How dare you try to cleanse donut culture!

As if!

"We're all strung out, but stay frosty and alert. We can't let that bastard in here."