how the FFFFFFFF did The Fat Jewish get invited to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?!

Hold up, I got a better one:

It physically fucking HURTS.

I just realized my haircut and color is identical to Anne Hathaways and I feel like a loser now.

Ikr? At the beginning of this process, I used to call Bernie “a sweetheart”. I don’t see him that way now. I don’t know if the real Bernie is now on display or whether the rock star nature of his rise has gone to his head, but whatever it is, the fact that he has done almost nothing to help down ticket races and is…

Or blame Hillary for the 1994 crime bill that Bernie voted for, but don’t blame him. Or my favorite, abandon all liberal principles in order to justify Bernie’s record on gun legislation.

Ugh, I started out liking Bernie a lot. Then as time went on, I liked him less and less. Was it his terrible team members who keep calling Hillary a “whore” (or other gendered slurs)? Was it his failure to deliver a sensible plan for his ideas? Was it because his vocal internet crowd kept posting annoying (often…

Yay that you get to vote for a woman who talks about reproductive rights, and equal pay in pretty much every single speech she makes.

And then his whining that the Democratic party isn’t being fair it’s like, okay, but you are a fucking Independent, douche nozzle, taking advantage of the Democratic machine as much as possible, but contributing zero to the party.

It’s less that a lot of people don’t like her than a lot of people are told they shouldn’t like her usually over faux-scandals. If you asked your average republican why they don’t like her they’ll start ranting about Benghazi. Ask your average Sanders supporter and they’ll either bring up something from the 90's or…

I think he’s a little man having a temper tantrum who can’t stand to lose to woman.

I know this is a way that people seem bizarrely reluctant to put it but: YOU GUYS. WE ARE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.

Ewwww why not? Is it because he doesn’t want to offend his angry Redditor demographic? When this all started I was sure he said that he’d gladly support Hillary if she were to win (and she said the reverse was true for her).

Why did we let someone who has been a Democrat for all of 5 minutes run as a Democrat again? I keep having to remind myself of the times it has worked out well for the party to let someone cross over and run for office (it’s certainly won us some Senate seats), because I get pissed off watching someone who clearly…

Bernie Sanders, bareback of freedom, that man of the people, that true patriot, has said he won’t ask his supporters to support her if (when) he loses.

Counterpoint: She is a professional entertainer, and this entertained me.

When Bernie is elected, this will no longer be classified as a crime. ;)

Oh ffs.

You care very passionately about Rule 6.01(j) don’t you? For me it’s Rule 17.02(b). Someone talks badly about that one pal and I’ll fucking kill him with my bare fucking hands.

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