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“Our insane attempts to control your bodies are being perceived negatively, so instead we will police your eating!”

If you don’t eat yer meat how can you have any money?!! You can’t have any money if you don’t eat yer meat!

If the models she is hiring have eating disorders or problems, the worst thing she could do is force them to eat whilst under pressure. No one likes eating with a room full of people staring at them.

10/10 not happening.

Well you have to spend months losing every ounce of fat you have on your body to even qualify so....

Oh, what utter crap.

For being so nice he gave the place his Seal of approval on Yelp.

Zoe Saldana would be amazing in it, too. But then, she’d look pretty amazing in one of those barrels with suspenders used to indicate one’s poverty.

Exactly! And, like, IT’S 2016. NO ONE CARES IF YOU LIKE FINGERS IN YOUR BUTT, KANYE.

nice list; i was gonna come down here to say i wish some of the models were WOC

Your choices are inspired! I can easily see all of those women in those dresses as you say. May I suggest Jessica Chastain for #3? Or Julianne Moore. I think a redhead would look resplendent in that color gown.

The only person who can call me sweetie

Straight down hill from the auspicious “The gal” start.

And “gal.”

The word “gal” is one of those things that inexplicably makes my skin crawl. Maybe because it’s usually said by condescending chunk-nuggets like this guy.

Are these cute? I don’t know.

Make no mistake, Charlene cannot stand Albert.

Don’t fall into the trap. People who say that Clinton’s no better than Trump or Cruz are either so blinded by their hatred of Hillary Clinton that they can’t see straight, or know fuck-all about politics and policy to begin with. Either way, they’re not worth your time.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War