he told Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog?

I “took” my dogs to the beach. By that, I do NOT mean I beheaded and skinned them at the beach.

i am also outraged by the numbers of people of color who are killed in broad daylight. the two are not mutually exclusive.

“took” sounds like he just touched him with his bony reaper finger and quietly ushered his soul out of his lion body and onto the magical lion paradise in the clouds. Which obviously sounds a lot better than “arbitrarily murdered for no apparent reason other than his own entertainment”, I guess.

I had no idea that the lion I took was a known, local favorite, was collared and part of a study until the end of the hunt. (Emphasis added.)

That’s the thing - if this guy felt like he couldn’t find people who agreed with his “thoughts on hunting” IN MINNESOTA, you know his “thoughts on hunting” are fucking deranged.

resulted in the taking of this lion. That was never my intention.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I do not own a television.

Pharmaceuticals:

prolly because her dresses are so boring

As far as originality is concerned, I’d rank the collection a “vanilla cupcake with delicately swirled white frosting and sprinkles, photographed vertically on white marble for optimum Pinterest.” So, nice basics.

Oh man... I thought I was so clever and made this same joke 2 hours after you. Back to the ham drawing board...

They should call it Hot Ham-Stew.

I would need to see them shirtless. No, really. I need to see them shirtless.

Eh, she’s talking about herself and her concerns. I’m not going to think less of her for something so personal that she’s sharing.

listening to “that don’t impress much me much” as a child is what formed to basis of all of my future relations with men and i bow down to shania for that gift

Human thinks: Lately she’s been hanging around my dog outside.

It’s amazing to me what people will turn into a religion. People feel this deep rooted need to belong to something and they’re willing to buy into whatever level of crazy is necessary to remain a part of it. Sometimes... humans are fantastically unimpressive.