These stories have become so common, they aren’t even the lead on evening news anymore.

The classic ‘I Hardly Knew Him’ defense. Lol, we totally knew that was coming. Glad to see the Commander of Cheese never disappoints.

Every time I see “SOTU”, for a second I think it says “STFU”.

Is someone out there keeping track of all the Trump’isms that have entered our lexicon since the Commander of Cheese took office? (ie Hamberders, The Cyber, smocking gun).  I would buy a book of them.

Ah, he’d just be breaking norms, wouldn’t you know. 

Ooh Mango Unchained. I love a clever pun.

The Buzzfeed of now is not the same as it was a few years ago. It has a serious (and fairly well-respected) news division that has broken quite a few big stories (including the R.Kelly sex cult house). Hard to believe considering they used to be Gawker’s peer, but they are lightyears ahead of Gawker Media these days.

Has that little shitburger been identified yet? I bet he’s crapping in his tighty whities right now as people come for him on social media.

She probably signed the lease and then never paid a month of rent. In most big cities, it takes six months to legally evict a non-paying tenant. When her time was up, she made up the mold story.

Yeah, she was the boring one in ‘Mean Girls’. And it’s interesting to see how the rest of her peers in that film (all of whom were relatively unknown at the time) have blown past her in terms of success — Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried, Lizzie Caplan.

Don’t these morons realize that something like this will only make us like her MORE? Kinda like how they tried to make John Ossoff look bad with that Star Wars video.

God, Rafi...why so jealous?

When I read this quote, all I could think of is how Trump’s gonna be totes jelly at the top-notch lawyers dying to work with the Congressional Dems, when he couldn’t get a ham sandwich to be his attorney.

I’ve learned all the moves from “Thriller” and can dance a mean salsa... but I HAVE NEVER been able to master The Elaine.

Man Hands. The Low Talker. The High Talker. The Maestro. The Soup Nazi. The Drake. 

LOOK TO THE COOKIE.

I love that she is fearless in her response to these doddering old men. Too many Democrats back down from these fights, not her. She proves that you can “go high” and also scorch the enemy with a few sick burns.

“Facebook-uncle” — so simple, yet so brilliant and perfect to describe Huckabee* and his ilk.

If you are on Instagram, she’s worth following. She’s really fun (and funny) and you really get to see what it’s like on Capitol Hill.