I thought it was the best WHCD performance since Seth Meyers.

People who always go “I’m soooo busy” usually say it as a humblebrag and most of the time it’s not even true.

This tweet reads exactly like the Facebook statuses of a former friend — he was always trying to sound like he was always so busy and successful with work but he was actually unemployed.

Not sure, I’d have to look it up, it’s possble. But perhaps Melania wore Chanel because it’s French? Gotta stay on-theme!

The way the media has been gushing about her party-planning capabilities (“this is her wheelhouse!”) and what she wore (Chanel couture!) makes me want to throw up.

This is Donnie basically trying to get Ronny to quit on his own since he doesn’t want to admit he made a mistake.

She pretty much did an full-length concert at Coachella — I was shocked when I went to watch it and saw it was 90 minutes long!

They pull you in and make your legs look smooth and toned.

Shit, even the title of this book “...One Intact Glass Ceiling” is a passive aggressive swipe at Hillary.

I keep wondering if Melania has already had a chat with Mueller.... privately.

That tweet cannot be real. It just can’t.

It’s funny because when the news came out about Sean Hannity, I IMMEDIATELY thought of Colbert and Jon Stewart and what they must be thinking since they roasted Hannity for years on their Comedy Central shows. Stephen did not disappoint last night (and I love that he mentioned Jon whom I wish I could have seen his…

I was a massive fan of Colbert Report and think he is best when he gets really nasty. He sometimes gets right up to that line in his monologue which are often very funny. But his sketches leave me cold. The Big Furry Hat needs to DIE.

Two weeks later, I’m still dying over ‘SHUT UP AND GIVE US OUR FUCKING EGGS!’

She’s also the one who doesn’t support Brown v. Board of Education.

I don’t think Sessions would un-recuse himself even if asked. The Dotard in Chief was still whining about that (the recusal) at that meeting the other day.

Sessions is recused, so he cannot fire Mueller.

I don’t like ‘Pretty in Pink’ (HOW COULD SHE DESTROY THAT VINTAGE DRESS!) or ‘Breakfast Club’. But I love ‘Ferris Bueller’ and I thought ‘Sixteen Candles’ was fun (though I feel badly about that!).

That’s so funny. Because everyone I know loves it. I do think internet comment sections bring out the haters, though, which is why online, there might seem like a lot more hate than Love. ;)

I think most rom-coms are lame (I think ‘Love’ is considered one) and I just didn’t find it entertaining or heart-warming at all.