Plus, we know that Trump is totes jealous of Cuban for many many reasons. So this casting was just insult to injury.

The Pentagon said they are not abiding by Trump’s anti-transgender tweets.

Jared’s Jewish, but point taken (I thought of him too, but again, remembered that he got in because his father bought his way in).

They all applauded when he was talking about Obamacare imploding, too.

Trump will want to get rid of Scaramucci the moment he gets his own Time magazine cover. Which should be next week.

Lindsey Graham will never be president. But he is more than welcome to be my brunch date sometime. He can snark better than anyone.

That’s not cynical, that’s exactly what a lot of people are saying. And I agree.

I’m convinced Scaramucci hates Trump as much as he did back in 2015 and that this is all an act to bring down the administration.

So I’m not the only one!

Yeah, Bernie would repeal Roe v Wade if it meant free college for all.

They say this fight might go well into the fall. If karma has a say, McCain will be bedridden by then.

I love your mom.

I think these young lady slutty sluts are to blame for the new rule.

And I’m kind of enjoying Sessions refusing to resign. He’s fucking with Trump right back.

This administration is like ‘Breaking Bad’. First you’re rooting for Walt, then you want him to die. You hate Gus, but then you’re rooting for him to survive, then you want him killed off again. Hank is such a douche! No wait, he’s the hero!

That clip of Trump couldn’t be any whiter. Unless it was Paul Ryan.

But that’s the whole point, yeah? It doesn’t matter what the men look like, only the women.

That would be ok if they actually looked like Christian Bale but alas...

Is he a true believer though? Last year he was calling Trump a ‘hack’ and a ‘bully’. He’s more like an opportunist who craves the spotlight.

The only Chance song I could sing to you right now is the Kit Kat jingle.