Once I accompanied my teenage brother to court back in the small town where we grew up so he could contest a traffic ticket (he lost). Before he was called up, another young guy’s name was called and the judge read the charges (shoplifting I think) and then asked the guy if he had a lawyer. The guy said he couldn’t…

Brit-Brit did it better.

She’s never been on contract with VS—formally an Angel. Models who aren’t on contract are chosen for the “fashion” show (aka: really long VS holiday commercial) on a year-by-year basis. Apparently Dunn wasn’t booked this year, but seeing that Rihanna dropped out made her feel better about that?

My favorite photo from the book:

When I think of Kate and Gwyneth being friends, all I can think of is Kate giving her a huge box of Fabletics apparel and Gwen being like “oh it’s so cute” and pushing it away with the edge of her shoe, “I’ll just try it on later.....”

Randilynbeginagain will be walking past a Victoria’s Secret next month. Right on past it.

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Mmmhmm, and Gloria Gaynor for her use of ‘At first I was...’

At first I was going to let it go

Her whole body is pretty much covered in prosthetics (face, ass, boobs).

Only a 12 year old boy would turn down candy because it was in the shape of a dong.

Yep, had a friend who literally harassed her husband into marrying her. She wasn’t even dropping “hints” - she flat out told him multiple times over the span of several years that she wanted to be proposed to. He eventually did, and she got the beautiful instagrammed photos of her shocked face and diamond ring that…

I know I am a grizzled not quite old lady but every time a friend comes to me bitching about the lack of a proposal and how she can’t stand the idea of still being just his girlfriend, my response is, “If you can leave this relationship over a ring and a party, you should probably go find someone you want to spend…

THEY DO! Believe it or not. I find their existence kind of pleonastic in this our digital world, but hey, teen girls need posters.

Bless your heart.

I do believe in what might be called a “qualified ultimatum”, probably in line with what you refer to as a frank discussion but with consequences being clearly stated. I also feel though, that they should be used sparingly and you MUST be prepared to leave. There are probably only a handful of situations where they…

My parents didn’t let me put up posters (not that they were strict, but for some reason this was a big “no”). I would go to my best friend’s house when I was 11 and just be in awe of her Tiger Beat poster covered wall. I was sooooooo jealous.

Happy Halloween!!

The equivalent to today’s dating profile pictures.

This is not a joke. This is how Creflo Dollar got rich.
That said, there’s a massive backlash against prosperity preachers. It’s just that the smart Christians don’t have the money to purchase a network like TBN or anything (example: the “Strange Fire” conference from few years ago was all about condemning this sort of…