• Age has made Kristen Stewart “smarter and calmer.” [People]

If they edit Scott out, there is no longer any reason for the show to exist. Not only was he the only good part, he was like a spot of neon colour in an otherwise repetitive beige pattern.

Classic bully.

yes, and the two are very much intertwined considering the black belt cuts right through the deep south.

It’s crazy how many people don’t realize how truly, endemically poor most of the south is— and rural poverty is a very different experience than the urban poverty that is more typical up north; I have lived among both. People have this image in their head of Gone With the Wind slavers’ mansions and that kind of wealth…

It’s a closed toe shoe so what’s the game plan? Keep touching your toes all night so people will be impressed with your matchy skills?

Avoid Lena Dunham and you’ll be fine.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

Not even questionable. Fucking terrible. This is the man who champions his fashion sense because he “invented” leather jogging pants, which are not only impractical but fug as fuck to boot.

you and Ariana Grande need to organize Wealthy Obnoxious Tiny Baby playtime ASAP

She also organizes my colognes and combs.

Bindler has a master’s in spiritual psychology from the University of Santa Monica and spent the early part of her career as an editor of a yoga magazine.

Hilary Duff needs to come clean about being a jaywalker.

Truth. I have PCOS. Hormonal BC is a godsend for me.

yep i am here because of a diaphragm!

Hey! My dad started his first family because of the diaphragm! Two kids in two years. Both surprises!

Poor Alex. He’s not allowed to eat anything but rare air at House Hilaria.

He’s making himself such a target by daring to eat in public!

I was just thinking “aw fuck good thing I’m not famous because this is how I eat my lunch every goddamn day”