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Yeah no one in the rossdale-stefani-lambert-Shelton square should be pointing their unclean fingers about cheating.

Is this like Fight Club except you talk about it?

This post needs pictures because I’m too lazy to click any of these links and I prefer my snark hand-fed.

I think people like this compartmentalize. They can do really good things. They can do really bad things. It makes people who only know the one compartment baffled how there can be another compartment... Especially for those who knew the good and honorable compartment. But I think the compartmentalizing is just how a

I don't believe this friendship! This is not real!

Friend who is pregnant who has only gained 5 lbs at 4+ months in who has suffered with anoxeria and orthoexia for over 10 years and won’t let up on her multiple times a day workouts and low cal low fat diet— yeah I’m all up in her uterus. And the rest of her business.

I have a “friend of a friend” who seriously told her boyfriend that he had until Christmas of last year to propose to her or else she was done. She told all of her friends she had given him this ultimatum. Guess what? He didn’t and they’re still together. Obviously he was not swayed by her immature demand. Maybe they

I'm glad they still exist!

Devon and JTT were gods. My friends and I would go to the bookstore and buy out the teen mags- Tiger Beat, Bop, etc. and plaster them all over our walls. We wanted to be Danielle Fishel, Larissa Oleynik and Rachel Leigh Cook so bad. Lol.

Did Danielle show you the new Lizzie bobble heads? I thought they should make Andrew and Abby bobble heads, but my husband told me that I had something wrong with me. I did buy a Christmas ornament for my Christmas tree.

It is most certainly not a joke tweet. Earlier this year he asked his congregation to buy him a luxury jet. Guess who got a jet.

And Robin Sparkles

I know... I like my coffee fresh and not sitting on a warmer for hours. But, whatevs

Lol! I think that scrobbler was referring to smoked chicken, which can sometimes still be pink and be safe to eat... Or at least that’s what I’m going with because I’m not too smart about chemical reactions.

Bless the bride- her MIL is going to be like that for the rest of their marriage.

Chips and cheese/queso dip.

Not weird to me. ground black sesame is gray, it's the color it's supposed to be.

This is my favorite mascara, hands down. Maybe it's the brush? Idk, it just works for me.

How is this the same person? Even his nose looks different

How is this model strong enough to carry and walk with another model strapped like this? I can barely walk without falling while carrying my purse.