That's a yoga mantra!!!

We constantly grab our dog’s fluffy butt and tail. Except her love of baths, this could have been written by her. She fucking loves baths- she will just help herself if you're running bath water and not there to stop her from jumping in.

I nominate Billy Eichner!!

I always thought that when someone puckered people said they looked like they had been sucking on a lemon. I haven’t ever heard the phrase this way. sucking on a lemon doesn't produce this result...

The cat I had as a child would say “out” if he wanted to go outside. If he wanted an inside door open, he would open it. He was a smart big ole asshole.

This man looks nothing like my first love of my life, uncle jesse.

I feel your pain!! Mine was a journal and after my parents read it and confronted me about things in it, I couldn't write creatively for years. That's a huge deal because I wanted to be a fiction writer. It was frequently discussed in therapy for years. And no I didn't end up being a writer.

The more she whined, the harder I laughed. I lost it at bubble guppy car! What is wrong with me?!

I really liked the real world boston. It was a great season.

Are you saying the father had autism?

I get that.

Best dressed. Don't really care what he's wearing, but he's my first love and I will forever think he looks good in everything.

Sad! I really liked it!

I really like this. It's very summery.

Barely covers her nipples and her hoo-ha. I’m not liking it, even though I kinda like the laser-cut out coral. I wonder how she sat down without it pulling down and rising up and exposing herself.

See, he's a bad boy!

You should have pulled out the relationship agreement and just pointed out that clause!

But I also want to say idk if what her attorney was saying to the state department were lies or truth.

It’s fact her attorney contacted the state department claiming he was a criminal and going to kidnap the children several times leading up to his visa being revoked. There may be more to it than that, but the calls and email from her attorney to the state department were admitted to by her attorney in court.