Unfortunately, I can tell by your comment you will never be as delusional as Joyce. Your comment was too logical.

My husband’s grandmother would refer to his brother’s wife as “the fat one” when talking about her. I don't want to know what she referred to me as!

I really have a soft spot in my heart for old people. When my husband’s grandmother turned 80, she said “I can do whatever I want! I’m eighty!” And she did whatever she wanted and said whatever she wanted up until she passed away last year.

Discussing money like this gives me incredible anxiety. While I didn’t grow up in a home where how much my parents made was openly discussed, money management was always discussed. My dad grew up very poor and took it upon himself to drive money management into our heads. He meant well and just wanted us to be…

And MANY people live above their means. Probably more so.

Sure! I had chocolate ice cream yesterday. Black lives matter ally here!

It is, but it's good! Why can't we LOVE all ice creams?

I agree Pinkham. Actual marshmallows are ok, swirls of marshmallows are gross

Painful sex also could be endometriosis

It’s not too bad and it’s minimally invasive and done with a scope. I only have 3 little 1 inch scars from it on my abdomen.

Like a Macaw!

That's a great question. I, too, have PCOS. I also have endometriosis. I was diagnosed about 5 years ago after I put on 30 lbs in 6 months. I've always had horrible weird periods but no gynecologist ever even mentioned either of these disorders could be the cause. A friend mentioned to me that she knew someone with…

I'm going to guess this was one of those high school urban legends??

Considering that everyone knows that celebrities just clone themselves at super top secret cloning facilities, I have no idea why this is news, either.

Why isn't she asking for a refund for this MONKEY cake? This is clearly not a teddy bear; it's a Monkey!

Not racist. Don't worry. Your dog is Chinese, but probably Chinese American

Question- this happened at a wedding I went to this past weekend. After dinner (buffet style, but servers came and refilled drinks, etc), a server came to clear the bread plates. She tipped each plate, dumping whatever was on the plate on to the table- partially eaten bread, butter packets, etc. Then she took the…

A guy I knew from hs had blonde hair and blue eyes but was always insisting he was half Pacific Islander. Ok, we knew his family and his brothers had brown hair and brown eyes but they were also lanky like white boys. We just shrugged it off. Genetics. Weird.

But it did make me LOL

His eyes and smooth forehead. I just can't