Heleanor sounds like a bitchy dinosaur name. This should be a cartoon.

She looks like an Academy Award

His old driver? Seriously? He needs to GTFO.

I get that. And I think it should be covered. But the reasoning behind why it’s not is the same- IVF is not considered medically necessary. When you’re dealing with medical billing and insurance claims, there’s no consideration of the person behind the code/claim.

And my private health insurance doesn't cover it either. In fact, I don't know of many plans that do. I'm not saying this in defense of Congress/VA. I wish they all would cover it.

Yeah- Buffett wasn't touring in the early 60s. He was in high school.

Maybe she meant 70s? Buffett was still in high school in the early 60s. He was college roommates with my college roommates’s dad around 65-66.

Ok, thanks! I didn't know!

Which drunk ass mess are you referring to?

Is she UK size 22? Or is the number completely wrong?

Are you my husband? If so, say “bouquet toss” when you see me.

I did. I’m pro-toss. Don’t think anything is wrong with it. We did a garter toss, too.

Ugh, I thought he was going to be an owl. I will show myself out.

You can store your gift cards on the app. Then you can select the card you want to use on the app and press “pay”. It then produces a barcode that the barista can scan with a handheld device. If you press pay too early it times out. Or sometimes (like for me on Thursday) the app won’t show the barcode and you have to…

Toss in a rooster who can’t tell time (it’s 3 am and I see car headlights- Time to wake everyone up!) and goats who don't want to stay in their yard, you have my downtown Atlanta neighborhood!

Idk if it’s used this way in other parts of the country, but in the South “ugly” refers to behavior/attitude. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve said something mean and my Southern Mama has told me “don’t be ugly!”

This was my exact thought about the allergic to soy customer! Totally want to embarrass the crap out of her “do we have a doctor in the house?! Someone get a doctor!”

My husband has a very strong twangy accent. He never knows when he pronounces things wrong. I can't correct him, but I do interpret when needed.

If not during your city burning, when CAN you appropriately wear your ascot?

I'm calling them all assholes. An asshole is not bound by race, creed, gender...