I'm outraged by this formatting. Let's get back to the 3 R's: Reading (w)Riting, and R you stupid or something, who taught you how to type?

I've never thought about it, but does that mean female masturbation is okay?

I'm mixed, my folks are mixed. Listen to me when I say, it's gonna be ok. It will be hard for you and your hypothetical children, but not as hard as it is for me, and not as hard as it was for my folks, or theirs.

Tim Gunn is so practical and kind, it's amazing he's spent his career in and around fashion. Wise words from a wise man.

I've been both clinically emaciated and about 80 lbs overweight. Some of the things I heard when I was severely underweight: you look like you have AIDS (ah, the 80s), you look like you belong in a concentration camp, you are unfuckable. Luckily, I only got fat well into my 30's - an age at which open ridicule tends…

As someone who spent some 30 years as severely (and multi faceted!) eating disordered, while i was very ill both mentally and physically at times, i still moved through the world as a "thin" person and as such, was afforded more privilege than my "not considered thin" sisters. The mix of "oh my gawd you are sooooooo…

TBH I included this picture with the piece because I really love how the President's face looks.

I would love nothing better in my life than for Canada to win.

The Russians are going to win the gold medals in the following: men's ice hockey

Guys, let's just be honest here.

Some day, I hope we can all experience the trauma of these first world problems, like what we're going to wear to our Oprah sit down and whether or not legions of unknown people will fork over their hard earned cash to see us in our next movie. I look forward to such hardships. Thanks for taking one for the team La…

As a Brit it baffles me that this doesn't just happen everywhere anyway. The "discretionary service charge" is creeping in here a lot at the moment- seemingly the smarter the restaurant, the less likely they are to tell you their actual price. For me, a tip is for something which goes beyond the expected. Employers…

Suck it up, baby boomers. Your grown children crashing in their old bedrooms is just another consequence of your generation royally screwing everyone else.

Yeah, not buying this one. "It's not about control. It's just about being able to punish people when I don't like them."

I can't even blame you for your reaction. I initially don't usually go for the "drop dead already" reaction as it is cruel, of course, but for someone who has repeatedly injected herself into the pop culture conversation by doing fucked-up things over and over, I am spent on sympathy (and like RacoonFinger, I admit…

Jodie Foster gave a quote once delineating between child acting & adult acting. Child acting is, by & large, about little more than instinct & natural ability. It wasn't until she did Taxi Driver & witnessed DeNiro's methods that it occurred to her that there was more involved. LiLo hasn't been forced into that…

Severely troubled? Because her parents got a divorce? Boo-hoo.

I certainly wouldn't go so far as to say I wish she'd OD, but I do wish she'd go the fuck away. To a nice ranch where she can live comfortably would be okay with me, just as long as I don't have to hear about it.

No, people need to stop giving criminal assholes like Lindsay Lohan a platform for 15 extra minutes of fame. She's an addict, yes, but she's also a shallow, self-centred, unprofessional, lying asshole.