whoops, also pulled this out. hah.

WHAT THE FUCK?
(from reddit)
"Given that you admitted to being a little overweight on your website, do you really think it is fair to require your future girlfriend to be 130 lbs or less?"

Response:
"I'm like maybe 10 pounds over weight. Yes I think its perfectly fair. Looks are not everything."

I just... I mean....I can't…

Said better than I would have.

Isn't that always the way?

Ugh my name is popular in Louisiana and Mississippi.

whoa is this real?

Is Farrah still claiming that sex tape was a "personal/private" tape only?

God, I have two more months of this? hah. but really, sigh =/

gah, I have a friend in a new relationship who goes on and on about how he's SO TERRIFIC AND CHECK OUT THIS TEXT MESSAGE I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIM AGAIN!

I'm happy for her, yeah, but how many times can I say "Aww that's sooo cute!" or "Omg, he sounds so great!" or "So when should I book off for the wedding? ;)"

I'm…

Am I the only one equally annoyed by the "My Perfect Boyfriend" squad? He made me THIS candlelit dinner, and then brought me THAT vegan dessert, and then told me this and did that... and on and on.

I'm going to go over to this corner now and die alone. kthnxbye.

That's exactly the concern. Sadness.

I'm also a lawyer and can't do it either. I listened to the oral args on prop 8 and the DOMA cases and still just don't "get" those arguments. They seemed so blatantly unconstitutional, it felt farcical.

On this, I don't understand any argument Hobby Lobby could have. They pay their employees money. Employees can go…

This discussion happened yesterday and STILL all I can think about right now is pork pork pork.

Didn't Justin Bieber abandon a monkey in Germany or something? suggests non-love of monkeys. HE LIES!

This drives me insane. My father and all of his friends doctors in Canada where we're "socialists." They get by juuuuuuuuuuuuuust fine.

I don't know! Maybe you should start tweeting just to nail that shit down? ;)

I would go to that. I'm 92% sure I'd find someone to love in a crowd of jamon iberico lovers. We'd clearly have the same values.

God it's like last night when I needed to convert 3 tablespoons to cups! Is it metric? Imperial?? The people need to know!

Well, that's it. I don't tweet. Guess I'll never be in love again. Unclear how it ever happened before.