I really truly read Ulysses.

War and Peace can bite me.

I hated Jane Eyre. Don't you see how that splintered and broken tree is JUST LIKE MY HEART??? IS THAT CLEAR? WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH THIS SIMILE A LITTLE MORE??

I feel like I'd do this. And reading the comments, now I think I should never be a parent.

"Once she becomes sexually active with him, she releases hormones that mask his faults, and she remains in a dreamy state about him...and thereby less tempted to be critical of him."

omg! we had sex and then all the dirty dishes magically disappeared and then I was no longer a nagging shrew so he never improved and…

It's not just you. They are. I am currently online dating. It's getting much, much worse.

what's the documentary?

I don't see what either of these things have to do with paying people a more reasonable wage?

I don't quite understand the point you're trying to make.

bonus points for use of the word "hornaciousness"

I hug you now.

Is it just me, or does it look like they're all holding blankies or stuffed animals?

Seriously. Fuck all golf that isn't miniature.

"Also, I can't count how many times I was asked from a client to be able to speak to a "real engineer" aka "a dude" because they didn't believe what I was saying about the machinery I was selling."


UGH!
I've gotten, "look honey, let me talk to your boss so we can figure this out or "you're too pretty to be a lawyer!"…

Hah, too bad he was not the attending. I got a look like, Hello, you are a dumbass.

this reminds me of the time I had to go to the ER and explain what had happened:

"I fell off a shopping cart"

Awkward.

"How it went down: Like assembling furniture from IKEA"

This is a great line

Age: 19

This is the legal field.

I spent countless hours trying to explain to two (TWO!) ex-boyfriends who were also law students/lawyers that it's still a real, serious and incredible challenge to be a woman in an old boys-club field. No one says, "you remind me of myself at your age" or "you're like the daughter I never…

I was going to say this. I don't think any of the models repeat. ZP is about 1/3 non-white models

I feel like someone should wear this to an awards show. An awards show where you never have to sit down, but yeah.

it's not appropriate for sledgerhammering either! There will be debris and... I dunno... asbestos. Which is bad for.... uncovered skin?