"Hey, you! Get into my car!"

Why is this the first time I ever hear of this peripheral

@XeO3: the wall with my old dart board was covered in holes....I'll take the move

You know what, I'm happy the Cavs are getting destroyed. Life isn't a fairy tale, you're not entitled to beat the "big bad Lebron" and his magical team of millionaires. The big bad wolf came to your hometown and blew out your house of straw. Suck on it babies!

@Sonar Jose: I for one think it's clever, or cleverland as it were

The cavs paint on the court is pretty spiffy. I like this red as their main color more than the shit blue or whatever they had before.

Ok, if the guy even touched her with his pinky finger she would be split in half.

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: I do.....it's different, they'll probably have enough money to build beautiful facilities, and I can live without getting crazy drunk if it means being surrounded by lavishness for a few weeks. I say this as someone that went to South Africa for the last world cup, and as a…

When I was younger, my dad had a huge Paperback book that collected the best of the Pirelli calendar from its inception until that particular year in time. I discovered it around the time I discovered my body. Better than any stack of playboys you kids in the states had!

@Steve Grogan Bud Bowl MVP: that Le Quitter t-shirt is Bangers

The sad thing is, I'll probably go there to watch Italy lift its 6th World Cup

@Ⱥ Ӻᶓᴙᴙᶓṱ: Your life sounds as boring as a british documentary

@Bryanv2: It's only acceptable if you're a pussy and you cave in to the girl after she cheats, giving her all the hand.

@Xeraphim: Why would you want that, you acted like a man by just telling her straight up and sending her to the gutter where she belongs. Acting passing aggressive is being a giant vagina girly man

Can I be your lawyer/hockey/soccer/formula 1/mma/cycling correspondent?

I guess the English know that their only chance of ever winning again is to have the World Cup in their own back yard so they can rig it in their favor, I.E.: the "English realization that they actually suck that football" method, A.K.A., the South Korea method

Today's submission in the "Videos that shouldn't be offered in 1080p" category

How about "De-fence, De-fence, De-fence"?

Dan Gilbert is the reason why the billable hour method remains the standard amongst practicing lawyers despite rewarding inefficiency and sometimes, borderline incompetence

Jeter would look good in an expos uniform