If this is the case, then what was the point of the negative psp article earlier in the week? Even if it's total sales are sliced in half since last year, it's still doing comparatively well in the present....

He should be sued by the comedy police instead

I want that checkered suit so badly. Man I would spend all my money on suits if I could. Thank God my profession requires me to wear one every day

This is western canada we're talking about, it's a wasteland of the lower class

someone please tell me those are EX Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders from the 90's..... they look middle aged!

I couldn't make it past the word "shattering", I was already literally cringing to death. This is what lead to my demise, deadspin

I'd like to imagine the pressbox guys lip syncing "what are you gonna do about it?" right before he challenged them to a fight

As if things couldn't get any more bleak for that city

@Erwin: WHAT DID I JUST SAY, NO WWF!!!

Like Fred Durst, Brett is used to doing it all for the nookie

I just got metzmerized

I agree with this only if they grant NCAA status to "Bullying Quidditch Players" as well. It can be a modern day pentathlon, with events such as "Swirlies" and "After School Playground MMA"

@envirodesigner: I think #2 of the opposing team agrees with you

As someone who's gotten nailed with a puck directly under my eye, I know this viewpoint all too well

@Solid2TheSnake: if I'm understanding things correctly, the "touch" part is like a trackpad on the back of the psp. So you wouldn't be touching the screen, but the panel in the back. That doesn't make it "touch screen" games, I'm guessing you'd use it in an fps to aim with your finger and move with one of the analog…

should have included this song instead

Damn, I saw most of the first half and I thought the Vikings were playing much better an Rodgers didn't look too hot. Guess Farve dropped the ball on this one

Only one way to solve this issue: espn countdown to Farve publicly unveiling his penis in order to dispel the rumors of his small cock

I hope to one day have a nice game room with a mame cabinet and a quality pinball machine

Paris Hilton unavailable for comment due to locking herself in her room with one of these